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: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)09:25:30 No.63319536 >be me >at grocery store buying steak, asparagus and beer after gym >in tank top after back day, still massive pump >go pay >there's a qt goth gf working the register >asks for my id because beer >out of state ID “she says oh are you visiting here?" >"no haha" >she tried to make small talk about where l'm from but I don't like talking about my privacy >she goes "that's a lot of beer, are you going to drink all this by yourself or is your girlfriend helping?" >say "no haha it's for me but i won't drink it all tonight." >she says "oh ok, this is my favorite beer and I get off in an hour." >say "oh cool haha" >pay and walk out >mfw she doesn't talk to me anymore it's ok tho, rejecting girls with my autism is usually funner than pursuing them

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)21:09:38 No.64839485 >talking to a friendly girl on discord >having a nice chat >ask her if she wants to voice chat for a bit >"sure, that sounds fun. i talked to a british guy yesterday and it was awful, i hate their accents so 83 KB PNG much" >"oh...well i'm british" >she deletes me instantly just when i was looking forward to do some socializing 66 Replies / 11 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/05/21(Thu)00:18:13 No.64841237 >>64839485 (OP) # >>she deletes me instantly Get f-----, limey 28 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)07:36:31 No.862318678 When is /b/ going to take the Islampill? >Allah (swt) is the sole, unique, all-powerful creator of the universe >Islam only asks of you what is good for you anyway: not drinking alcohol, not eating pig flesh, being 31 KB PNG clean and reverent (just like the Boy Scouts) >Muhammad (pbuh), the Seal of the Prophets, was continuing the prophetic tradition of Ibraham, David, and Jesus; Islam is literally the perfection of the original messages of Judaism and Christianity; converting to Islam from Christianity or Judaism is upgrading to the faith required by Allah (swt) >you can have up to 4 wives, or none if you want (marriage is not obligatory in Islam) >you cannot lend money at interest; usury is a filthy Jewish practice >you must practice charity toward the poor >you get to travel to interesting foreign places for the Hajj and Umrah Unlike in, say, Catholicism, there is no long, complicated set of practices and rituals required to become a Muslim. All you have to do is say and sincerely believe the Shahada.

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Anonymous 1 tunti sitten 758391720 >be me >taking a piss at school toilet >my pubes are longer than my pathetic d--- >done pissing, pull up pants >feels a bit funny, dont think nothing of it >step outside >thots and chads stare at me with the faces of pure disgust >what.png >look at my pants >my pubes are sticking out >s--- out watery spaghetti at max velocity >rush back into the toiletroom >have a panic attack >mfw 2 VASTAUKSET Anonymous 1 tunti sitten 758391799 : shave your f------ pubes you filthy ape Anonymous 38 minuuttia sitten 758392928: >>758391720 (OP) post pic, OP

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: Anonymous How to deal with looking like (...) 08/17/21(Tue)12:49:08 No.63076815 >Be me >Deadlift stooge >6'4 280 lbs >leave the gym after a comfy lift and swim >qt cardio bunny mirin as I'm headed out 22 KB JPG >next day go gym >qt there again >decide to approach her with confidence >"you look like Hodor" How does one recover from this?

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: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)07:23:07 No.63317818 l'll start: >be me >pretty big and jacked (5'10, 150 lbs, 1pl8 bench) >working out at the gym >staring at 10/10 babe with huge juicy ass >5 inch girthy d--- becomes diamonds >makes a tent in my basketball shorts >gym babe's equally hot friend notices >she whispers something to gym babe >they both check out my huge boner >stick my hips out to make it even bigger >they both whisper and giggle with each other, clearly miring my package >first time a female has shown interest in me, never been so hard before >gym babe gives me a flirty smirk and sticks her ass out a little >l instantly c-- in my pants, bucking over and trying not to groan >panick and run into lockerooms before my j--- leaks everywhere (I don't wear underwear) >hear them laughing as I run, hopefully she's still into me Gonna ask for her number tomorrow bros but l'm so nervous...

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: Anonymous conversation I had with my aun(...) 09/03/21(Fri)01:13:23 No.65239532 >"Hey anon, I was discussing how I needed new gardening tools with my friend over the phone, and then I got advertisements for gardening tools while I was browsing the internet! isn't that so creepy?" MEV >Yeah, that's because Amazon records 83 KB JPG your calls and uses those to advertise to you >"But isn't it so creepy how I was having a phone call and then I get ads online?" >lt is, and that's why I use my phone that much, because Amazon records your calls so they know what to sell you >"But I'm just saying, isn't it weird how I was having a phone call with my friend and then I got ads for gardening tools online?" >Auntie, yes, it is creepy and weird, and the reason that happened is because Amazon is linked to your phone and records your private conversations, and then runs them through either a person or an algorithm so they know what it is they need to advertise to you so they can make money. >But I'm just saying, isn't it kinda scary how I was on the phone talking about gardening tools and then I got online ads for gardening tools?" If there is a God loves us, why would he make boomers?

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: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)09:25:30 No.63319536 >be me >at grocery store buying steak, asparagus and beer after gym >in tank top after back day, still massive pump >go pay >there's a qt goth gf working the register >asks for my id because beer >out of state ID “she says oh are you visiting here?" >"no haha" >she tried to make small talk about where l'm from but I don't like talking about my privacy >she goes "that's a lot of beer, are you going to drink all this by yourself or is your girlfriend helping?" >say "no haha it's for me but i won't drink it all tonight." >she says "oh ok, this is my favorite beer and I get off in an hour." >say "oh cool haha" >pay and walk out >mfw she doesn't talk to me anymore it's ok tho, rejecting girls with my autism is usually funner than pursuing them

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