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: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)07:23:07 No.63317818 l'll start: >be me >pretty big and jacked (5'10, 150 lbs, 1pl8 bench) >working out at the gym >staring at 10/10 babe with huge juicy ass >5 inch girthy d--- becomes diamonds >makes a tent in my basketball shorts >gym babe's equally hot friend notices >she whispers something to gym babe >they both check out my huge boner >stick my hips out to make it even bigger >they both whisper and giggle with each other, clearly miring my package >first time a female has shown interest in me, never been so hard before >gym babe gives me a flirty smirk and sticks her ass out a little >l instantly c-- in my pants, bucking over and trying not to groan >panick and run into lockerooms before my j--- leaks everywhere (I don't wear underwear) >hear them laughing as I run, hopefully she's still into me Gonna ask for her number tomorrow bros but l'm so nervous...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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