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| Anonymous Sad Birthdays 08/12/18(Sun)14:35:55 No.47457099 Post pics or greentexts of sad birthdays IIl start (not a very good greentext but just to get it rolling): >be me, 8th grade >wasnt that popular but wasnt outcast either, had just one friend who i used to run around having imaginary adventures with in recess but rarely met outside 73 KB JPG school >Invite around 10 of my classmates to the party >My parents call theirs to male sure everything is cool >Party was supposed to be at 6pm >Set up a chocolate cake and some pizza and put on my party hat and wait patiently >7pm,8pm,9pm, nothing >Door knocks, it's my dad (surgeon so he often comes home late) >Blows horn as he enters to find no one, just me and my brother sitting on the sofa >Signals my mom to have a talk, can hear them arguing frantically, my mom assuring my dad that she called all the parents >Dad gets on his knee and looks to me in a way I never saw before and probably wont see again >Never seen so much sadness and empathy in the same face >Gives me a copy of Need for Speed II, and we spend the rest of the night playing it on the win95 desktop So i just stopped having birthdays 39 Replies / 19 Images View Thread Anon has a birthday

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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