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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 07/06/19(Sat)23:33:31 No.53257079 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" 40 KB JPG >*deletes pepe folder* wat do? 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/06/19(Sat)23:41:29 No.53257174 >>53257079 (OP) # F------ KILL HER REEEEEEEEEEEEE 53 KB JPG let's send this poor bastard some pepes to rebuild his collection anons

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: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)23:09:22 No.65183531 1629736984484.jpg 38 KB JPG >be me >go on photofeeler >make account >be able to rate women >know that women are insecure about their looks >anyone I deem unattractive gets a "This person seems trans." quick note Kek, they're going to be so mad. : Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)23:20:10 No.65183615 Based department here, we need to talk asap anon. 1.06 MB PNG

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also, i got bored of being depressed and friendless, so i started practicing annoying s---. >be me >got really good at high-pitched whistle that old people cant here >sat behind super irritable girl >start the whistle >she starts looking around >start again every time she looks at her paper >everyone laughing >she discovers its me the whole time >turns around >yells "if you dont f------ stop that whistling, im going to beat the f--- out of you and r--- your unconscious body." >raise eyebrows >dude beside me has beat red face from laughing so f------ hard >teacher says "young lady, go to the principals office, right now." >"if he would stop whistling, i wouldnt be getting so angry!" >"i don't hear anything, go to the principals office." >entire class trying to stifle laughter. dude beside me finally decides to breath, starts laughing so loud pretty sure people down the hall can hear him >chick throws a text book at him >she gets expelled for what she said to me and assaulting another student feels good man

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: Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)08:04:17 No.65188368 >>65188349 # >pull up to four-way intersection >somebody is stopped there before me >pull up, they try to wave me through, even though they have right of way >this infuriates me >put my car in park, shake my head at them and cross my arms >this infuriates the normalfag >they keep trying to gesture me through >shake my head and smile >they finally go with an enraged look on their face Obey traffic. Haha

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: Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)00:37:21 No.13569199 >identify as woman >can now get into women in STEM scholarships >if anyone questions it you can get them attacked Have you taken the trannypill yet /sci/? 81 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)00:38:52 No.13569207 >>13569199 (OP) # I identify as holocaust survivor where is my money bitch. >>13569473 #

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: Anonymous08/24/19(Sat)16:59:53 No.807929569 >be me severely underweight, balding, depressed chronically ill anon >living at home with parents at 20 years old after withdrawing from 731 KB PNG college >decide to change my life >listen to Jordan Peterson >go back to college and don't bring a desktop computer to force myself to stop gaming >ride my bike everywhere >start to make gains at the gym >slowly start making friends despite my autism >get girls number at dining hall today >have date on monday with 7/10 qt3.14 >l'm 22 now but I did it /b/ i escaped hell, if I can do it you can too >put yourself in a situation where you either succeed or die trying >your animal instincts will enable you to succeed where your willpower will fail you. ifunny.co

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: Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)08:58:14 No.65188326 >have first ever g/f (yeah, yeah. gtfo normie) >has this thing where she likes to wear a hoodie at home and literally nothing else >like over her nude body, nothing underneath 12 KB JPG >and she likes to sit on the hardwood floor while watching anime >whatever, I think it's cute >few months later, after a chipotle lunch, something doesn't feel right to her >says she feels a pressure building up, and her belly is achy and bloated >suddenly, SSSHHHHHHHHQRQRQRQRQRQRQRPPLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLPPP!!! >like the sound of newborn hatchlings being mangled in a wood chipper coming out the back of her >she runs to the bathroom, leaving behind a hot, steamy, barely digested puddle of poo >she's locked herself in the bathroom, crying and apologising while I'm left using clorox wipes, because I don't know what else to use I don't want a g/f anymore. 4 Replies View Thread

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88 O Anonymous (ID: IVZUMVB)) 09/12/12(Wed)19:38:38 No.424844538 There is no heaven >walking home from school >see girl I like also walking home >grow the balls to walk up to her >say hey to her >"Hi" >never really talked to her >awkward silence >aks me if I want to burn with her >f--- yes >go to park >she pulls out an ounce of weed >f--- yes >smoke 3 grams >high af >she asks me if I want to kiss her Only Lavender Town >f--- yes >we kiss >grabs my d--- >f--- yes >starts giving me a b------ >f------ awesome >asks me to finger her >never fingered a girl >feelsgood.jpg >asks me to put a finger in >feelsbetter.jpg >ask for 3 finger >does so >asks for my whole hand >wut >still does so >asks for both of my hands >more wut >does so >"I need more" >"what else do you need I have both my hands in your p----" >she looks me in the eye >"I need about tree fiddy" >It was about that time when I realized I had both of my hands in the vagina of a 8 storie tall crustacean from the paleozoic era >that god damned loch ness monster had tricked me again pic not related

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: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)13:18:53 No.862032253 >be me >straight guy >feels extension gay when horny >only when horny >even impulse bought a dildo once because horny >use it everyday 413 KB PNG >coom >not gay anymore I'm not gay, right /b/ros?

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