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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon covers for his boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)20:36:21 No.65025961 >covered for my higher up at work when they were on his ass about touching a worker in a violent way a couple days ago >today i got in trouble and he threw me under the bus immediately 119 KB PNG holy f--- i was seething. what a f------ snake.

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Anon covers for his boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)20:36:21 No.65025961 >covered for my higher up at work when they were on his ass about touching a worker in a violent way a couple days ago >today i got in trouble and he threw me under the bus immediately 119 KB PNG holy f--- i was seething. what a f------ snake.

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Bow down to Karl | /r/Greentext

I am Karl, King of Ducks. >Be me, 24 years old living in top floor apartment facing lake 183 KB JPG >One day have old bread that is about to expire >Toss bread from balcony to lake below, ducks swarm and eat the bread >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Start throwing bread every day for ducks >Ducks swarm >Be a month after start doing this, now around 100 ducks showing up outside my apartment every day before noon for daily feeding ritual >l am Karl, King of Ducks >One day come to balcony to see two little kids below feeding my ducks >Little f------ are trying to usurp me >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Go grab two whole loaves of bread and chop them up into a million pieces >Go out to blacony >100 ducks see me and go still in solemn respect for their king >Yell at f----- kids "I AM KARL, KING OF DUCKS" >Heave two loaves worth of bread over balcony onto kids heads >Suddenly the number of ducks doubles and begins mauling kids >Kids run off crying >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Later that day see police cars near apartment building >Kids dont remember who threw bread just remember hearing shouting before being attacked by hundreds of ducks >lul softly >l am Karl, King of Ducks

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Bow down to Karl | /r/Greentext

I am Karl, King of Ducks. >Be me, 24 years old living in top floor apartment facing lake 183 KB JPG >One day have old bread that is about to expire >Toss bread from balcony to lake below, ducks swarm and eat the bread >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Start throwing bread every day for ducks >Ducks swarm >Be a month after start doing this, now around 100 ducks showing up outside my apartment every day before noon for daily feeding ritual >l am Karl, King of Ducks >One day come to balcony to see two little kids below feeding my ducks >Little f------ are trying to usurp me >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Go grab two whole loaves of bread and chop them up into a million pieces >Go out to blacony >100 ducks see me and go still in solemn respect for their king >Yell at f----- kids "I AM KARL, KING OF DUCKS" >Heave two loaves worth of bread over balcony onto kids heads >Suddenly the number of ducks doubles and begins mauling kids >Kids run off crying >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Later that day see police cars near apartment building >Kids dont remember who threw bread just remember hearing shouting before being attacked by hundreds of ducks >lul softly >l am Karl, King of Ducks

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Anon is shy | /r/Greentext

File: 1535861012426.png (15 KB, 111x79) Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)15:57:12 No.48554276 [Reply] >>48556017 >too shy to make a thread *O Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)16:00:24 No.48554307 its okay anon, u did great im proud of you

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Anon is shy | /r/Greentext

File: 1535861012426.png (15 KB, 111x79) Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)15:57:12 No.48554276 [Reply] >>48556017 >too shy to make a thread *O Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)16:00:24 No.48554307 its okay anon, u did great im proud of you

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Anon's gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)15:00:24 No.65059860 >have a meme page on insta, post a lot of political memes >a girl follows me, likes my memes and comments under the political memes >i follow her with my private insta, 264 KB PNG she follows me back >we eventually chat about politics all the time, she has very similar views >one day she asks for my number >we had 2 long phone calls where we talked about so many things.. not just political >turns out she has some mental problems because she was bullied in school, has very little friends, never had a bf, she also lives in my city, she has some similar interests... >i told her about me, my time in school, my job and she seemed really interested, when i asked her if i should tell her something else bc it was quite boring she just told me that its interesting for her >we will meet on sunday for the first time i think im gonna make it bros

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Anon ask a question about Taliban and gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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Anon ask a question about Taliban and gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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Anon has a groundbreaking idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)03:56:27 No.18866868 >reading philosophy >suddenly have groundbreaking new idea >keep reading philosophy > discover somebody else already came up with the idea 192 KB PNG EVERY F------ TIME : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:07:38 No.18866923 >>18866868 (OP) # What was the groundbreaking new idea? >>18866958 # : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:11:37 No.18866958 >>18866923 # dividing the world into the feminine and the masculine... >>18866973 # >>18868500 # >>18868520 # >>18868557 # >>18870303 # >>18875762 #

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Yes yes let the flow through you | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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Yes yes let the flow through you | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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