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File: 1535861012426.png (15 KB, 111x79) Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)15:57:12 No.48554276 [Reply] >>48556017 >too shy to make a thread *O Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)16:00:24 No.48554307 its okay anon, u did great im proud of you

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon's gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)15:00:24 No.65059860 >have a meme page on insta, post a lot of political memes >a girl follows me, likes my memes and comments under the political memes >i follow her with my private insta, 264 KB PNG she follows me back >we eventually chat about politics all the time, she has very similar views >one day she asks for my number >we had 2 long phone calls where we talked about so many things.. not just political >turns out she has some mental problems because she was bullied in school, has very little friends, never had a bf, she also lives in my city, she has some similar interests... >i told her about me, my time in school, my job and she seemed really interested, when i asked her if i should tell her something else bc it was quite boring she just told me that its interesting for her >we will meet on sunday for the first time i think im gonna make it bros

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Anon ask a question about Taliban and gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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Anon ask a question about Taliban and gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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Anon has a groundbreaking idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)03:56:27 No.18866868 >reading philosophy >suddenly have groundbreaking new idea >keep reading philosophy > discover somebody else already came up with the idea 192 KB PNG EVERY F------ TIME : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:07:38 No.18866923 >>18866868 (OP) # What was the groundbreaking new idea? >>18866958 # : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:11:37 No.18866958 >>18866923 # dividing the world into the feminine and the masculine... >>18866973 # >>18868500 # >>18868520 # >>18868557 # >>18870303 # >>18875762 #

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Yes yes let the flow through you | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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Yes yes let the flow through you | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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Anon got sexually harrsssed | /r/Greentext

>go thru drivethru for tendies >qt college girl is there >pull up to the window >she says 'omg i remember you haha you always get the tenders' >chuckle nervously and hand her 62 KB GIF the cash >she's staring right at me >look around nervously >'you know you'd be a lot cuter if you smiled more :)" >she's smiling her pearly white college girl teeth at me >'t-thanks' >leave and eat my food in the parking lot What was that about? Did I just get sexually harassed?

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Bombs away | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/15(Sun)16:56:32 No.642249023 >Be me in science class >Have to design a container for an egg which will survive a 18 THAT'S A PADDLIN meter drop 87 KB JPG >not that hard,throw some sponges in a Pringles container and cover it in black duct tape >looks like bomb >idea.jpeg >Writes in big letters on it "LITTLE BOY", named after bomb U.S dropped on Hiroshima >Fast forward to egg drop >No one really understand name of it >"This will be the egg drop to end all egg drops" I tell. >make direct eye contact with super Japanese girl >looks at me in horror >l drop the container without breaking eye contact >l whisper "bombs away" as it falls to the ground >Girl hasn't talked to me since

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They say you better listen to the voice of reason | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:30:47 No.65055296 >buy old radio from the salvation army store >comes with midwave, not regular AM >picking up channels I cant pick up on normal radios on both FM and AM frequencies >lots of strange channels from 12 KB JPG fox news you typically have to pay for to fringe political shows >currently listening to a rap song about how the vaccine will kill us while the sounds of actual screaming are coming across from an interfering channel did i buy some sort of haunted radio? some of the stuff is just typical maga s--- but the other half is legitimately odd stuff you would think they would get an FCC visit for

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Anon discusses politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HKJd3mBc ITT: Explain what radicalized (...) 08/19/21(Thu)18:50:40 No.335164669 >Be hanging out with friends and family one day >Suddenly everyone starts talking about politics >Everyone asks me what I think of the subject >l politely explain what I think >Everyone starts giving me weird looks >One thing leads to another and it turns into a huge 758 KB PNG argument >All of my beloved friends and family members are accusing me of negative things, putting words in my mouth and acting really abusive, even threatening me in various ways >Decide l've had enough and cut all ties from friends and family >End up finding /pol/ and learning the truths of this world >Also ended up investing in stocks and cryptocurrency >Live mostly alone now, but at least I'm gonna make it So how did you get radicalized?

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Anon bonds with his sister. | /r/Greentext

>try to hug my sister >Go into her room >She tells me to "F--- OFF YOU WEIRDO" >Approach her anyway >She kicks me in my balls >l scream in pain but I know what I must do >I fling my 250 pound body at her and force hug 29 KB JPG her >She yells out "STOP R----- ME" >Mom runs in and says >"ANON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" >Try to explain the situation >Mom threatens to call the police >Sister says she wants to press charges >All I wanted was a hug Thanks R9k.

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socratitties | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 05/16/20(Sat)14:33:32 No.115014871 >>115014616 # >Anon approaches the Great Philosopher and asks him "Great Philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?" >The Great Philospher sat in silence for a moment, and then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet. >"How much do you have in bills?" The Great Philospher asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills. >"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have greater mass?" >Anon told the Great Philospher that it would be the coins, by a long way. >"But which," the Great Philsopher said, "would have the greater value?" >Anon was enlightened.

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