Anon goes to the bank | /r/Greentext
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![File: IMG 8325-Version-2-1.jpg (31 KB, 549x366) Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)09:34:36 No.602668487 [Reply] >602668756 >>602669012 >be me >be poorfag >be bicycling home from grocery shopping >carrying a bag of sliced bread in my hand since I didn't want to squish it into my backpack >some douchebag passes by me on a bicycle >it's on >pedal faster and stay right behind this a------ >a thought starts to form >what if I pass by him and swing my bread to hit him in the back of the head? >think, "What would /b/ do?" >do it f----- >douchebag turns around and is surprised to see me on his tail >he books it >nu-uh >l am determined >he turns around again >I'm still on his tail >l am clearly matching my speed to his >he gets a little freaked out >l yell, "I'm gonna whack your head with this bread, bitch!" >douchebag turns his head around, "What!?" >douchebag hits a fairly big branch in the road and crashes >oh s--- >not how I planned this to go >stop my bike and run towards him, still carrying my bread >swing as hard as I can and smack him right in the face >run back to my bike and book it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/176/199/e61.jpg "Anon buys some bread. | /r/Greentext")
