![O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:42:45 No.861035134 [Reply] >>861035278 a big, fat pig just flew by the window how O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:46:12 No.861035278 >>861035134 (OP) sorry that was my wife](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/173/961/0ca.png "Anon has a particularly large wife | /r/Greentext")
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![File: simpson-homer-simpson.gif (772 KB, 498x361) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)17:24:19 No.861044249 [Reply] >be me >cousins 10th birthday >he asks for nerf guns >buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts >guns huge I mean larger than my cousin >has tiny fortnite label around the barrel >costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth >wrap it up and go to his party >time passes >present time >he grabs my present since its the largest >happyboi.jpg >he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures >he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun >instantdepression.png >l don't play fortnite! >he just throws it to the ground >everyone starts getting upset >mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up >he poses with it for pictures while frowning >he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun >burningupinside.gif >furious at how he's acting but don't do anything >he grabs the next present >rips it open >euphoria.mp4 >he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement >pulls out an amongus plush from the box >none of the adults know what it is >immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies >everyones confused but at least happy he's happy >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/959/598.jpg "A stranger among us | /r/Greentext")
