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: Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)08:55:59 No.64766386 80552736-CDEA-4828-AA16-5F57FBABC95E.jpg 182 KB JPG >one shot at life > TENGAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAYAT TAIIIIIIIIIIIIDELHIYYYNNNNNHAGAS IYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOONNNNHICHEENEGTE ESIIIDDDHIМOORAAASAHНННННННННННН HEYEEEEEAHНННННННННННННННННННЕЕEYEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕАННННННННННННЕRELHEGG GGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGGISSAYYYYYYYYEZZ EEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNGGHIIIISSKHAAAAA NNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIIIDUNNDDAAAAAAAS SSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGGGGIIIHUCCHHHHTT EEEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRRDELKHIDEEEGARI DSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon confesses | /r/Greentext

Confession time Every weekend or so I take a s---, put it in a bag, and drive to a suburban neighborhood so I can throw it at houses the process usually goes as follows 274.2 kB PNG >I s--- into a bag some time around midnight >Tie bag up and get into car >Drive around 40 minutes out of my town >Find a house that looks very nice, not one that's already dirty >Make sure it doesn't have any cameras or video doorbells >Sneak up to house and rub s--- onto walls, windows, the front door, really anything at all. >Throw any leftover s--- into open windows or onto the roof >Knock very loudly on door and ring the doorbell >Run back to car >Watch pure shock and absolute horror envelop their face as they walk outside to find my masterful work >They quickly notice me sitting in my car with a s----eating grin across my face >9/10 times they angrily run or walk towards my car >l drive away just enough to make them realize that can't chase my car on foot >They go to their own car to chase me >Because of how angry they are, they usually don't see the s--- I sloppily hide under the car door handle >They quickly recoil away from their car in disgust when they realize they just grabbed my s--- >Stick my head out my car window and laugh even harder at them as they get even angrier >Quickly speed off

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Anon attempts to get back with his ex. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)06:28:35 No.64765424 >ex broke up with me 10 months ago >really cared about her, was the only meaningful relationship l've ever had (im 21) >was my fault we broke up and I didn't rly get over it >every relationship since and before her has been a complete disaster, still think about 21 KВ JPG her daily >she randomly starts following me on ig two weeks ago >we start talking and hanging out again >it's obvious she wants us to get back together >incredibly happy >ask her if she wants us to start over expecting her to say yes >"anon I'm talking to this guy and I'm really into him I can't I'm so sorry" >Imao ok then >later that night driving around with some friends at 3 am >pull up into gas station and see that guys car >don't know him but found out who he was, friend knows him tho >was with another girl >comes up to us obviously f----- up on something >barely able to speak, shaking, stumbling etc >asks us if we can hook him up with some crystal, says he needs his fix asap >police car pull passes by, he thinks they're coming for him and runs away into the darkness >leaves car in gear, car rolls forward and crashes into some fence >comes back after police is gone gets in car and drives away with bumper scraping >this in a country where hard drugs and this kind of s--- in general are rly uncommon >mfw

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occupational safety | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)00:43:34 No.49812438 >be me >at work 11pm about to mop the floor in the back >hear front door open, peak around corner >see two men in ski masks holding like a crowbar and a monkey wrench >they're yelling >first guy in sees me and starts running towards me >i backpeddle around the corner still facing his direction >he faces me from about 3 feet away, he's still yelling and holding his long blunt object >l draw ruger Icp from front right pocket and shoot him in the chest three times >i drew with an improper grip with my thumb not wrapped around so the slide cuts my thumb and i bleed a fair bit >guy falls down yelling and weezing, second guy runs away back out the front door the guy died. cops come. they also believe it was justified. coworkers were all unharmed.

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Anon is the Anti-President of the United States | /r/Greentext

1627645468065.png (221 KB, 1210x1000) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)10:45:55 No.859970066 >be me >bored >unhappy with the current situation >don't know what to do >scroll random pages on wikipedia >find a page called "anti pope" >basically the antipope was someone who declared himself pope if he didn't like the current one >lightbulb.gif >take a bible >swear in as a president >tfw i am the antipresident of the united states no need to thank me american citizens

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Anon is native american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)10:45:49 No.859895809 >be me >come from lower class family >also native american >decide to go to college >l've gotten essentially a full ride scholarship from all the s--- they throw at me for my background >family has never payed a dime 22 KB PNG being a minority in america is hard View Thread

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Mozart and Salieri | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)09:59:24 No.64766882 >get an interest in a subject >realize theres people studying this since 12 >realize im so far behind and everyone will think im a fraud >get overwhelmed and panic >go back to browsing 4chan mindlessly 41 KB JPG 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)10:00:31 No.64766889 >>64766882 (OP) # What a bitch you are. No matter what you think you're good at, there's a 12 year old asian boy who is 100x better than you at it. Just accept it, and don't give a s---. >>64767065 #

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Anon wants an Xbox | /r/Greentext

>be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy

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Anon is a man of gender equality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:57:47 No.64602560 >hit the wall? look at your face, creep 816 KB PNG : Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)16:11:36 No.64602667 WOMAN >>64602560 (OP) # >look at my face? count your remaining eggs, roastie. МОMENT 48 KB JPG

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Anon stalks his prey | /r/Greentext

>These tracks... The imprint of women's shoes, but the stride length is that of a man. I'm getting close..

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Anon is le epic wholesome 100 redditor | /r/Greentext

File: bsthethtebtjpg (68 KB, 499x547) Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)02:14:36 No.859955339 >Be me >Le epic redditor >Work at McDonald's >Le Karen comes in and starts recording me for vegan tiktok >Start recording to post on rslashcringe >Call her a le cringe chonker >Make her a reddit styled chungus burger on the house >Cringe vegan seething Another win for us le epic redditors Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)02:46:40 No.859956567 File: b3b9e29f70ae2b7451ece3dac6db55.jpg (43 KB, 513x600) Put me in the r/greentext post

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Anon's CBT sock | /r/Greentext

File: Tfw+mom+finds+your+piss+d{.).jpg (30 KB, 495x362) O Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:25:08 No.859854691 [Reply] >mom found the ball stretching sock

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Anon is slow, but he's learning | /r/Greentext

File: pepethumbsup.jpg (7 KB, 282x179) I Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)00:59:54 No.859920033 ► >TIL a person should have seks with another person (usually a male and a female) in order to have kids I learn new things everyday one day at a time

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