Anon is a Sexual Predator | /r/Greentext
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![File: a0453973365_10.jpg (193 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)17:38:16 No.62809336 [Reply] >>62809454 >>62810140 >>62810158 >>62810172 > Be me about 6 years ago > Dumbass 15 year old trying to find any way to fit in > Group of cool kids all start to hang out with me out of nowhere > Can't figure out why > After a few weeks convinced it's not some practical joke > Endorphins finally start flowing > "Is this what it means to be human?" > Other popular kid approaches me > Am I double lucky > "Hey anon, just a heads up. Those guys are only hanging out with you because they know you're on ritalin. They're supplier got caught by the school giving away his and they're gonna try to get you to do the same" > Of f------ corse > Decide to play along until the day comes > Popuhot calls me one day before school > "Hey anon, you're on ritalin, right. It would be totally awesome if you could share some with us." > "Sure becky, I'm fine with that" > Bring baggie of pills to school > "Hey, anon, these are a different color." > "Yeah, I'm on the generic because l'm poor haha" > They all laugh and leave me. > Mfw I just gave them a bag of my Dad's IBS medicine that I've been stealing in anticipation of this moment. I3D Most of them got really sick that day and in the days after. One threw up in class and apparently Becky got so constipated she had to be taken to the doctor. Of course, none of them told anyone why this was happening and they all thought my poor kid ritalin got them sick.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/049/640/9c8.jpg "Lost in Digestion | /r/Greentext")
