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: Anonymous Lies youre too smart to get ca(...) 07/22/21(Thu)18:36:33 No.64673615 > Be me > Hooking up with qt ive known since high school > She wants me to wear a condom > "I cant im allergic to latex" > She thinks its b------- (it is) so we settle on some mutual head 31 KB JPG > Next week, same ordeal but this time shes beggin for it > "Im allergic to latex I cant wear a condom" > "Yeah right anon" > She unwraps the condom and rubs it on my arm > "I guess that should start an allergic reaction then huh?" > Little does she know, im allergic to cotton, but ONLY when it gets in my mouth >I act freaked out "W-- why would you do that" > "Cmon anon youre a terrible liar, im not going to have sex without a condom" > Tell her im going to the bathroom to wash the latex off > Shes not buying it > Go into bathroom, rub cotton shirt on the inside of my gums >wait like 10 minutes so my face puffs up and my throat swells > "Anon are you coming to bed?" > Walk out of the bathroom looking like an overinflated balloon > She freaks out and starts apologizing like crazy > Asks if I need to go to the hospital or anything > "I think im just gonna go home" > She invites me over the very next day > Lets me hit it raw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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