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: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)12:48:10 No.49964159 > be me, 1 hour ago > get text from gf staying at my house, she says she heard a loud knock on the door > tell her it's probably the gas company coming to change the meter > 5 minutes later we both remember the Raider Pepe 73 KB PNG gas company did that last week > texts me there was another loud banging on the door and now it sounds like there are voices in the house > there have been several armed home invasions in the neighborhood recently > tell her to get into the bedroom, lock the door, get the gun under the bed (I've taken her shooting a few ee times so she knows how it works) > run out of the office without clocking out, get into car, drive 25 over the speed limit to get home in about 7 minutes, weaving through traffic listening to Cypress Hill > slam on breaks in front of house, grab s----- hi-point out of locked dash > run up to front door avoiding the windows > there's a note on the door asking where I bought the bricks to my garden retaining wall > no one broke in > gf is just having a ptsd flashback, filled a glass all the way to the top with piss because she couldn't leave the room > as I leave the cat sprays the wall with piss > get back to work and I have to s--- and piss but both bathrooms are locked Tfw : Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)12:50:32 No.49964186 >>49964159 (OP) # And? Are you going to finish the f------ story? Where did you buy the f------ bricks f-----? >>49964210 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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