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>can't get a job in my town anywhere >been living off of welfare for about 7 years >all because i was the worst retirement home caregiver ever > be 10 years ago > be me, out of high school, trying to do the right thing > get a job taking care of the elderly > good social skills, make friends with them easy > meet one old timer who used to be a big deal in Ford sales > english is pretty good but has a thick euro accent > made friends with him, got him euro snacks from the store > based grandpa always had war flashbacks > ww2, wake up in sweats, screamed about bombs > kept yelling out about killing hitler > "DIE HITLER! DIE HITLER!" > helped calm him but it got worse as weeks went on > based gramps would sing a song about killing hitler sometimes >i would sing along when I could > really cheered him up > thought about applying him to some more social events like the kareoke and talent displays > maybe get him to sing his song > he agrees whole heartedly > I try and memorize it as he sings along > finally nail some of it, but in weird europoor language so i probably sucked > big day comes, he gets dressed up, we go up and start singing >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!!" >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!" > most people are looking confused > one old lady vomits > staff try an unplug the mic > "Why?" > they call me a stupid f--- > "it's about killing hitler guys" > they tell me Die Hitlerleute actually means "We are Hitler's people" or something > try and look up the lyrics to prove them wrong > lyrics are largely banned from google > based gramps keeps singing all the way back to his room >i get fired two weeks for something "unrelated" > whole town finds out > never live it down >i miss you based gramps >we had a good time no matter what they say

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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