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>can't get a job in my town anywhere >been living off of welfare for about 7 years >all because i was the worst retirement home caregiver ever > be 10 years ago > be me, out of high school, trying to do the right thing > get a job taking care of the elderly > good social skills, make friends with them easy > meet one old timer who used to be a big deal in Ford sales > english is pretty good but has a thick euro accent > made friends with him, got him euro snacks from the store > based grandpa always had war flashbacks > ww2, wake up in sweats, screamed about bombs > kept yelling out about killing hitler > "DIE HITLER! DIE HITLER!" > helped calm him but it got worse as weeks went on > based gramps would sing a song about killing hitler sometimes >i would sing along when I could > really cheered him up > thought about applying him to some more social events like the kareoke and talent displays > maybe get him to sing his song > he agrees whole heartedly > I try and memorize it as he sings along > finally nail some of it, but in weird europoor language so i probably sucked > big day comes, he gets dressed up, we go up and start singing >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!!" >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!" > most people are looking confused > one old lady vomits > staff try an unplug the mic > "Why?" > they call me a stupid f--- > "it's about killing hitler guys" > they tell me Die Hitlerleute actually means "We are Hitler's people" or something > try and look up the lyrics to prove them wrong > lyrics are largely banned from google > based gramps keeps singing all the way back to his room >i get fired two weeks for something "unrelated" > whole town finds out > never live it down >i miss you based gramps >we had a good time no matter what they say

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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>can't get a job in my town anywhere >been living off of welfare for about 7 years >all because i was the worst retirement home caregiver ever > be 10 years ago > be me, out of high school, trying to do the right thing > get a job taking care of the elderly > good social skills, make friends with them easy > meet one old timer who used to be a big deal in Ford sales > english is pretty good but has a thick euro accent > made friends with him, got him euro snacks from the store > based grandpa always had war flashbacks > ww2, wake up in sweats, screamed about bombs > kept yelling out about killing hitler > "DIE HITLER! DIE HITLER!" > helped calm him but it got worse as weeks went on > based gramps would sing a song about killing hitler sometimes >i would sing along when I could > really cheered him up > thought about applying him to some more social events like the kareoke and talent displays > maybe get him to sing his song > he agrees whole heartedly > I try and memorize it as he sings along > finally nail some of it, but in weird europoor language so i probably sucked > big day comes, he gets dressed up, we go up and start singing >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!!" >"Her zu uns, reih dich ein!" > most people are looking confused > one old lady vomits > staff try an unplug the mic > "Why?" > they call me a stupid f--- > "it's about killing hitler guys" > they tell me Die Hitlerleute actually means "We are Hitler's people" or something > try and look up the lyrics to prove them wrong > lyrics are largely banned from google > based gramps keeps singing all the way back to his room >i get fired two weeks for something "unrelated" > whole town finds out > never live it down >i miss you based gramps >we had a good time no matter what they say

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