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happened yesterday night Im typing in my room i haven't gotten out yet >be me >20 216 KB GIF >university student >have a best friend >met last year, share a lot of subjets >naturally spend lots of time with him >we have a friend group but we mostly stick together >friends joke about us being gay >we don't feel insecure and laugh with them >get called twinks regularly by year two >eventually start to do these jokes myself bc my friend is kinda cute >summer break closing in >his parents rich >big house in the mountains >they go on a vacation when break starts, leaving him alone >he knows my relationship with my parents is f-----, invites me over for summer, like last year >instantly accept >having a great time, we hike, laze around, play games >one day we get home completely beat >decide to throw ourselves a small party >grab some drinks >actually get wasted on some fancy s--- >my drunk ass makes more gay jokes >say we look like boyfriends living together >friend laughs and says he's going to make things gayer >he leaves to his room >comes back a minute later, in an oversized shirt, booty shorts and thigh high socks >severely drunk at this point but it clicks >he's been gay the entire time >never had a girlfriend >probably took my jokes for flirting >he is completely drunk and self unaware >sits on my lap >ohgodohfuck

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