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happened yesterday night Im typing in my room i haven't gotten out yet >be me >20 216 KB GIF >university student >have a best friend >met last year, share a lot of subjets >naturally spend lots of time with him >we have a friend group but we mostly stick together >friends joke about us being gay >we don't feel insecure and laugh with them >get called twinks regularly by year two >eventually start to do these jokes myself bc my friend is kinda cute >summer break closing in >his parents rich >big house in the mountains >they go on a vacation when break starts, leaving him alone >he knows my relationship with my parents is f-----, invites me over for summer, like last year >instantly accept >having a great time, we hike, laze around, play games >one day we get home completely beat >decide to throw ourselves a small party >grab some drinks >actually get wasted on some fancy s--- >my drunk ass makes more gay jokes >say we look like boyfriends living together >friend laughs and says he's going to make things gayer >he leaves to his room >comes back a minute later, in an oversized shirt, booty shorts and thigh high socks >severely drunk at this point but it clicks >he's been gay the entire time >never had a girlfriend >probably took my jokes for flirting >he is completely drunk and self unaware >sits on my lap >ohgodohfuck

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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