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File: image png (6 KB, 390x470) Anonymous 06/20/16(Mon)00:50:59 No.690545737 (Reply) >>690553698 >>690553718 >>690553986 >Be me >17 >Browsing that s----- app whisper >See post in my area about being alone and msg OP >turns out to be cute 16 yr old gril, 8/10 >never had boyfriend or sex and kinda desperate >we hit it off and i get her snap Fast forward 2 weeks of back and forth texting >she wants to meet up and get lunch >say f--- it >drive to the mall where were gonna meet up >shes standing infront of a clothes store wearing booty shorts and a tanktop to show off t--- >d--- changes 8/10 to 9/10 >we chat and get food at in-n-out cuz both poorfag >shes really cool in person and damn sexy >we get bored and she asks to go back to my place >parents arent home so hell yeah >thinking im gonna get lucky first time i meet her >we get to my place and she immediately gets all over me >she asks if i have any fetishes or s--- like that >"uh no nothing really why" >shes into ddig >shitnigger.jpg >dunno how to act like a daddy but roll with it >its getting intense and we start to bang >im hitting it from tge back and she yells S"UGH DADDY IM CUMMINGI" >"hi c------ im dad" >she stops >looks at me with disgust >starts putting on clothes with s--- angry expression >leaves and never texts me again >mfw >totally worth it, curing ddlg fetishes one at a time Happy fathers day /b/

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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