Anon has a good father | /r/Greentext
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![File: PEPE.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) O mum learned her place Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:24:24 No.64446042 [Reply] >raised by single mom >she hits me when we don't come to terms >grow up, become bigger than her >one day she hits me, and I hit her back just as hard >she's shocked guess mum won't be hitting me anymore + 18 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:53:56 No.64446313 >>64446368 >>64446286 # we are both helping eachother out. She can't afford the place on her own, my paying rent helps her. Also I do chores that she is incapable of herself, like chopping wood. On my end I don't have to pay as much rent as I otherwise would for, say, a 1bdr apt. I don't think there will be any further violence, anyway. She now knows that I am more than capable of defending myself against domestic terrorism, so it would be useless for her to persist. I'm only going to get bigger, she will only become more feeble, there is no strategy for victory for her.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/141/989/f0e.jpg "Mind terrorist | /r/Greentext")
![11:46 >>]3750257 >Be neckbeard >Can't get with the m'ladies >Go on 4chan and make threads about how women are w----- >Btard tells me to take an xchange so I can get laid and "stop being a tard" >Buy pill of Amazon >lt arrives >Get ready to be a hot Stacy >"It's roasty time" i mumble through Cheeto stained teeth >Take pill >Pill starts to work >My breasts...stay the same size >My penis disappears in record time >My beard disappears >"It's working!" I shout >After transformation completes I throw on my duster and fedora >Run out to meet the soon to be adoring men >Get winded after 10 steps >Transforming must've taken a lot out of me > Slowly make my way to bar >Throw open door >Hit on first guy I see >Not interested >Heh, can't handle my curves >Same with next 5 >19 rejections later I head home >Struggle up stairs >Make it to PC >Make Tumblr account >Complain that men are pigs that just want hot thin bitches >One user suggests I take an x-change](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/141/848/d36.png "Anon takes x-change | /r/Greentext")
