![File: fuuuck.jpg (95 KB, 861x889) Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)06:45:57 No.64393420 [Reply] >>64393436 >be me >NEET shut in >never leave my house >see threads on r9k talking about nightwalks over the years >everyone talking about how relaxing it is >decide to do it one night >go out at 1am >walking for about 30 minutes >see a group of like 5 guys ahead >they all stare at me as i walk past >someone grabs my shoulder from behind just as i passed them >turn around >they are all facing me >"you just bumped into me" >they start circling me like sharks >"no i didn't" >he gets up in my face >"give me your money and say sorry to me" >getting pretty nervous at this point >adrenaline running through me >"i don't have any money, i'm not saying sorry for something i didn't do" >suddenly i fall to the ground >the guy behind me must of hit me >try to get up but they are kicking me everywhere and shouting insults >sometime later they all run away while laughing >struggle to get to my feet for a little bit >start walking back home >start puking on the street a couple times on my way back >stagger inside and lay on my bed just my luck](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/138/050/ffb.jpg "Long train a comin’ | /r/Greentext")
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![File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) O Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/602/65f.png "mfw its hot! | /r/Greentext")
