![File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) O Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/137/602/65f.png "mfw its hot! | /r/Greentext")
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![File: E3UmtBtVEBA2HKh.jpg (55 KB, 521x680) O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)12:57:54 No.64389104 [Reply] >be me >2008 >high school >holocaust day >show & tell assignment >had spent 2 months researching about jewish practices >prepare a full report on how the world could have changed if we embraced jewish practices, starting by ritual baths and how they prevented the jews from getting sick during the great plague >bring box full of homemade soaps to explain the ritual practice + sciences of bathing >"your turn anon" >walk towards the whiteboard with a box full of soaps >Jewish kid gasps in horror as he sees the soap >"NAZI NAZI NAZIII!" >Jewlet starts speaking in torah as he foams from mouth >starts convulsing while speaking yiddish pleading for his life to not get thrown into the camps >the whole classroom drags me out >"consider yourself expelled anon, you nazi" >2 f------ months worth of research to the trash >l could take bullying >l could take not having a gf >even lacking friends >now this, this was too much >something in me broke that day Hate jews since then.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/486/b82.png "Anon gets radicalised | /r/Greentext")
![File: tumblr_static_tumblr stat(..).jpg (28 KB, 500x281) Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)18:20:13 No.784287841 [Reply] story time /b/ >be me >16 >sister finds out I watch anime >she thinks all anime is hentai >threatens to tell parents >think it'll scare me into doing whatever she tells me >ldontgiveafuck.jpg >tells parents >they start calling me a weeb >sister is p----- I'm not being severely punished >dad say's he honestly doesn't give a s--- >mfw he used to watch anime when he was my age >mfw my sister didn't talk to anyone for a week](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/411/9fb.jpg "Anons sister isn’t a weeb | /r/Greentext")
