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![File: E3UmtBtVEBA2HKh.jpg (55 KB, 521x680) O Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)12:57:54 No.64389104 [Reply] >be me >2008 >high school >holocaust day >show & tell assignment >had spent 2 months researching about jewish practices >prepare a full report on how the world could have changed if we embraced jewish practices, starting by ritual baths and how they prevented the jews from getting sick during the great plague >bring box full of homemade soaps to explain the ritual practice + sciences of bathing >"your turn anon" >walk towards the whiteboard with a box full of soaps >Jewish kid gasps in horror as he sees the soap >"NAZI NAZI NAZIII!" >Jewlet starts speaking in torah as he foams from mouth >starts convulsing while speaking yiddish pleading for his life to not get thrown into the camps >the whole classroom drags me out >"consider yourself expelled anon, you nazi" >2 f------ months worth of research to the trash >l could take bullying >l could take not having a gf >even lacking friends >now this, this was too much >something in me broke that day Hate jews since then.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/486/b82.png "Anon gets radicalised | /r/Greentext")
![File: tumblr_static_tumblr stat(..).jpg (28 KB, 500x281) Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)18:20:13 No.784287841 [Reply] story time /b/ >be me >16 >sister finds out I watch anime >she thinks all anime is hentai >threatens to tell parents >think it'll scare me into doing whatever she tells me >ldontgiveafuck.jpg >tells parents >they start calling me a weeb >sister is p----- I'm not being severely punished >dad say's he honestly doesn't give a s--- >mfw he used to watch anime when he was my age >mfw my sister didn't talk to anyone for a week](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/411/9fb.jpg "Anons sister isn’t a weeb | /r/Greentext")
![File: _boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(..).jpg (120 KB, 1004x654) O Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for". >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/137/322/26a.png "weeb moment | /r/Greentext")
