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File: _boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(..).jpg (120 KB, 1004x654) O Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for". >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)20:18:03 No.858036649 >20 years old >virgin if you don't include prostitutes >regularly got approached by girls at bars and clubs and even on the street sometimes who start the conversation saying how good looking I am >Friend says whenever he posts a pic of me on his Instagram there's multiple girls 21 KB JPG and f------ asking about me >too autistic to do anything >COVID happens >now i'm due to start college in September How do I not f--- up? How over is it for me already as a 20 year old? Am I passed the point of no return? Will I be a bitter old man at 30?

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: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)02:41:24 No.858068662 What finally convinced you that the Earth is flat? NAP UF THE FLAT E 349 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)02:51:42 No.858069207 : Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)02:54:24 No.858069359 : Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)02:54:36 No.858069366 >>858068662 (OP)# For me, it was when I got into a really bad car crash and suffered really bad dain bramage.

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: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)09:09:54 No.6438688E >>64386505 (OP) # >Play, on 360 >With friend >late-night cod >His headset goes, so he has to use kinect and has to use TV-volume >"S---! Don't talk; My TV is loud" >Realise I have mere milliseconds, before he sorts it out. >ohyes.png >"F--- N------ F--- N------ F--- N------" >Put mic in mouth, and start making thunder-screams >Hear thudding, from friends' mic >Door slams open >"TURN THAT F------ S--- OFF NOW" >Hear arguing >silence >Anon has left the party >Tearsoflaughter.jpeg >Mom barges into my room >Same thing happens. >Couldn't sleep, due to laughter

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)20:38:49 No.858065060 f--- f--- f--- >be me earlier this week >me and gf take each other's virginity >it's great >I wouldn't trade this 265 KB PNG moment for anything >go home >start to notice I feel kinda sick >think ok whatever, probably just worn out >next day >very nauseous, have to piss a ton, have an extra bloody s---, tired as all hell >google it >pregnancy symptoms >doesn't go away Holy f--- /b/ did my gf get me pregnant? Does the baby come out the ass or the d--- hole? I swear her penis isn't even as big as mine! E Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)20:41:03 No.858065190 >>858065060 (OP) # *snap* this ones going to r/greentext 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)20:41:24 No.858065204 151 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)20:43:13 No.858065326 Get me in the pic you f------ d--- birthers

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)15:19:17 No.858056299 For 20 years, not a single girl has paid attention to me.My attempts at dating ended in failure. I didn't kiss the girl and I didn't have sex. It's a shame that youth passes while all my friends change their girlfriend and 30 KB JPG even choose which one to f--- What could be the reason? 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)15:20:49 No.858056404 You're a f----- : Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)15:20:56 No.858056411 you're an anthropomorphic frog. : Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)15:23:57 No.858056605 >Bad luck >You're ugly af >You're annoying af >All of the above Most of the time it's just bad luck.

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: Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed)10:26:36 No.64381495 >you made me spill my ice cream and pulled my shorts down in the 3rd grade >now your wrists will be broken and the flesh shall be removed from your legs leaving you forever naked as you left me that cold winter 71 KB JPG morning Let the games begin

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)21:28:33 No.24491974 >head of the department asks me to run a cross company meeting that is to happen next Monday ??? ??? because he will be on vacation >I decline and tell him I do not feel comfortable at all, I do not have 88 KB PNG people skills and having to run a company wide meeting will be extremely nervewracking for me >He is like, ok >40 minutes later, he messages me again and tells me that I have to do it, because he is the head of the department and he says so, and also it's my responsibility as a senior engineer >mfw I hear for the 1st time that I am a "senior engineer" since my title is just "developer" Should I report this to hr ?

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File: 1614692548823.jpg (78 KB, 1024x934) Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)16:03:36 No.24490134 >>24490144 >>24490152 >>24490159 >hang out with my bros and some girls they invited >hit it off with a girl >get her number >party ends and everyone starts leaving >girl asks me to her place >i ate like s--- the whole night and want to keep up with my /fit/ness goals >decide that i already have her number so its cool >say no and do a HIIT routine for the few miles back to my house >texted her the next day and she hasnt responded in a week why am i so autistic

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File: iguess.jpg (98 KB, 1200x675) I Tried Starting a Gaming Channel on Youtube Anonyme >>561979107 >>561979485 >>561980305 >>561980546 >>561981078 >>561 >>561992256 >>561993692 >>561994204 >>561994751 >561996217>>561 >Too close to mic >Too far from mic >Recording has echo >PC fan revs up >Plane goes by >Car Honks >Have to edit the video >Have to edit the audio >Have to come up with a title >Have to Learn SEO so my video shows up in search results >Do all this & have to make a thumbnail that if it's not good nobody will click on the video even if it's 10/10 >All for a handful of views I'm not gonna make it you guys.

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)16:52:15 No.64379797 > be me > have to take an once in a year shut at work cuz I ate some botched food. > the seat is warm Pic related. 15 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed)16:53:10 No.64379806 >>64379797 (OP) # should have s--- your pants retard

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File: _boko_mika_and_shimada_ar(..).jpg (120 KB, 1004x654) O Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >>5104870 >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart >go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop >asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for". >haven't heard from him since what do I do? I didn't mean to upset him. I really don't want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years. Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 >>5104860 (OP) I think a part of me died while reading this.

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