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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)22:06:45 No.857918901 >be me >having a s----- week >get called based on 4chan >makes me happy >makes me feel powerful >THE WORLD IS MINE BECAUSE I AM BASED 131 KB JPG >go for a drive >college kid at a red light looks at my car and says "hell yeah man" >he thinks my car is based >l cannot be stopped now >l'm a f------ god amongst men >go home >girlfriend starts bitching about something for the 5 thousandth time >been considering breaking up for months but never had the heart >Imao babe I'm based now, I don't have time for your s--- >break up with her and pack her s--- for her >she can't believe l'm serious >drive her to her sisters >best friend is a degenerate furry >he sees a listing for a fursuit online but he's too embarrassed to go pick it up >f--- it i'm based now, I'll get it for you >go and buy fursuit from some overweight goth chick in public >people give me strange looks >they aren't as based as me >bring fursuit to my friend >go back home and yell at my bitch gif to make a sandwich >oh right, I kicked her out >make my own sandwich >throw random s--- on there >banana slices, tomato, ham, f------ chexmix because f--- it >I AM TOO BASED TO GIVE A F--- >eat my terrible sandwich >go to bed that night and don't sleep >don't sleep for days >realize l'm not actually based, I was just going through a manic episode >now I have no gf and everyone in town thinks I'm a furry

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: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:21:01 No.857904495 >be me >22 years old >on tik tok >see video posted by a cute Asian girl >comment on it >she replies >we reply back and forth >follow each other 307 KB PNG >start sending each other tik toks >she's pretty cool I guess >ask for her instagram >she follows me >realize she's probably only 17 >says she graduates HS this year >today she asked for my discord so we can play games together I'm keen to have a new friend, but I'm scared people are going to think l'm a p---. Am I just paranoid? 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:40:01 No.857905650 >>857905472 # >l just want to play video games with her That's not true retard, you can play video games with literally anyone. Why a 17 year old girl? doesn't matter, block remove and find someone to play video games with that's your own age

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:26:00 No.64292357 >Write something >Perfectly able to form proper sentences >Talk irl >Sound like a complete retard, can't talk about anything complex without f------ up a sentence Is this normal or am I just stupid? 22 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:28:35 No.64292385 >>64292357 (OP) # Probably Aspergers. Or you're just undersocialized, which may have been a result of the 'tism.

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File: F76DF474-1B98-4151-8CC6-1(...).png (9 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)01:39:37 No.857840237 [Reply] >>857840585 Hey /b/ something happened today and I need your opinion on if I handled it okay >Driving home after a wedding >3 hour drive >literally minutes away from home >Stuck behind a------ on a motorcycle >Eventually get sick of it and make a left turn >As I'm going, he yells something back at me >Keep in mind I usually keep my window down as my AC is s--- >He f------ heads me off as I'm heading out >Yells at me for "riding his ass" >(n---- maybe speed tf up) >Wait for him to finish, smile, and say I'm sorry instead of what I really wanna say >He looks surprised, but leaves without saying a word How'd I handle it? Good? Bad? Buddy says I handled it well, but idk man I'm just tired of feeling that everybody can walk all over me.

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: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)03:08:18 No.857871776 >l'm so f------ autistic that it took me until now to realize that people saying "lost" meant they laughed at it >I thought it was an insult saying that I the image wasn't funny even though l'm the guy that made a YLYL thread 26 KB JPG >>857871861 # >>857872389 # >>857874074 # >>857876704 # >>857877055 # >>857882695 # >>857883558 # >>857883681 # >>857884472 # >>857884731 # >>857888420 # >>857894740 #

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: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)18:18:00 No.857893056 >Be me >F--- my trap girlfriend >Get poop on my d--- 57 KB JPG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:11:50 No.857896632 >>857893056 (OP) # She must enema first. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:12:50 No.857896703 That is why you should not engage in sodomy. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:14:40 No.857896810 >>857893056 (OP) # >trap >girlfriend Pick one.

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File: pepe c--------.jpg (67 KB, 800x649) Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:00:31 No.857877568 >>857877724 >Be me, don't drink, don't smoke and don't do drugs >Lead a very clean life >Parents still call me a failure >mfw Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:03:00 No.857877724 >>857877568 (OP) Do you have kids? Good income? No kids = no legacy (usually).

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File: extremelysad.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)11:26:02 No.3849472 [Reply] >>3849620 >get job at pet shop >im grateful the owner gave a chance despite no experience >my job is to groom the dogs >on my first day i groom 2 dogs >owner tells me im too slow and that I should be able to groom 8 dogs, 1 dog per hour basically >she shows me how she does it, she gives them a pill to sedate them so they dont struggle >there are different dosages depending on the age and weight of the dog >i follow her instructions to the letter >4 of the dogs never wake up >she cusses at me and asks me how the f--- is she supposed to explain what happened >fires me on the spot, tells me I will probably get sued

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Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)16:36:33 No.16184658 File: worlds best dad.jpg (52 KB, 339x407) >>16184511 # >order burritos >hide them in the many pockets that my milsurp bdu has >start hiding them in my pants pocket >cute latina (light skinned) server looks down and blushes >i pay and leave a fake 20 with bible verses at the table

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: Anonymous The feels bar 06/28/21(Mon)19:20:06 No.64351313 COKA maxresdefault.jpg 123 KB JPG Come on in, have a seat. We are open. Let me get you a drink, and tell me of your woes. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:22:47 No.64351344 >walks in >s--- on the bar table >leaves 233 KB JPG >>64351398 #

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: Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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