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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)22:06:45 No.857918901 >be me >having a s----- week >get called based on 4chan >makes me happy >makes me feel powerful >THE WORLD IS MINE BECAUSE I AM BASED 131 KB JPG >go for a drive >college kid at a red light looks at my car and says "hell yeah man" >he thinks my car is based >l cannot be stopped now >l'm a f------ god amongst men >go home >girlfriend starts bitching about something for the 5 thousandth time >been considering breaking up for months but never had the heart >Imao babe I'm based now, I don't have time for your s--- >break up with her and pack her s--- for her >she can't believe l'm serious >drive her to her sisters >best friend is a degenerate furry >he sees a listing for a fursuit online but he's too embarrassed to go pick it up >f--- it i'm based now, I'll get it for you >go and buy fursuit from some overweight goth chick in public >people give me strange looks >they aren't as based as me >bring fursuit to my friend >go back home and yell at my bitch gif to make a sandwich >oh right, I kicked her out >make my own sandwich >throw random s--- on there >banana slices, tomato, ham, f------ chexmix because f--- it >I AM TOO BASED TO GIVE A F--- >eat my terrible sandwich >go to bed that night and don't sleep >don't sleep for days >realize l'm not actually based, I was just going through a manic episode >now I have no gf and everyone in town thinks I'm a furry

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: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:21:01 No.857904495 >be me >22 years old >on tik tok >see video posted by a cute Asian girl >comment on it >she replies >we reply back and forth >follow each other 307 KB PNG >start sending each other tik toks >she's pretty cool I guess >ask for her instagram >she follows me >realize she's probably only 17 >says she graduates HS this year >today she asked for my discord so we can play games together I'm keen to have a new friend, but I'm scared people are going to think l'm a p---. Am I just paranoid? 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)21:40:01 No.857905650 >>857905472 # >l just want to play video games with her That's not true retard, you can play video games with literally anyone. Why a 17 year old girl? doesn't matter, block remove and find someone to play video games with that's your own age

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:26:00 No.64292357 >Write something >Perfectly able to form proper sentences >Talk irl >Sound like a complete retard, can't talk about anything complex without f------ up a sentence Is this normal or am I just stupid? 22 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)22:28:35 No.64292385 >>64292357 (OP) # Probably Aspergers. Or you're just undersocialized, which may have been a result of the 'tism.

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File: F76DF474-1B98-4151-8CC6-1(...).png (9 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)01:39:37 No.857840237 [Reply] >>857840585 Hey /b/ something happened today and I need your opinion on if I handled it okay >Driving home after a wedding >3 hour drive >literally minutes away from home >Stuck behind a------ on a motorcycle >Eventually get sick of it and make a left turn >As I'm going, he yells something back at me >Keep in mind I usually keep my window down as my AC is s--- >He f------ heads me off as I'm heading out >Yells at me for "riding his ass" >(n---- maybe speed tf up) >Wait for him to finish, smile, and say I'm sorry instead of what I really wanna say >He looks surprised, but leaves without saying a word How'd I handle it? Good? Bad? Buddy says I handled it well, but idk man I'm just tired of feeling that everybody can walk all over me.

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: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)03:08:18 No.857871776 >l'm so f------ autistic that it took me until now to realize that people saying "lost" meant they laughed at it >I thought it was an insult saying that I the image wasn't funny even though l'm the guy that made a YLYL thread 26 KB JPG >>857871861 # >>857872389 # >>857874074 # >>857876704 # >>857877055 # >>857882695 # >>857883558 # >>857883681 # >>857884472 # >>857884731 # >>857888420 # >>857894740 #

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Anon sets a trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)18:18:00 No.857893056 >Be me >F--- my trap girlfriend >Get poop on my d--- 57 KB JPG 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:11:50 No.857896632 >>857893056 (OP) # She must enema first. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:12:50 No.857896703 That is why you should not engage in sodomy. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:14:40 No.857896810 >>857893056 (OP) # >trap >girlfriend Pick one.

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File: pepe c--------.jpg (67 KB, 800x649) Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:00:31 No.857877568 >>857877724 >Be me, don't drink, don't smoke and don't do drugs >Lead a very clean life >Parents still call me a failure >mfw Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)00:03:00 No.857877724 >>857877568 (OP) Do you have kids? Good income? No kids = no legacy (usually).

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File: extremelysad.jpg (28 KB, 619x453) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)11:26:02 No.3849472 [Reply] >>3849620 >get job at pet shop >im grateful the owner gave a chance despite no experience >my job is to groom the dogs >on my first day i groom 2 dogs >owner tells me im too slow and that I should be able to groom 8 dogs, 1 dog per hour basically >she shows me how she does it, she gives them a pill to sedate them so they dont struggle >there are different dosages depending on the age and weight of the dog >i follow her instructions to the letter >4 of the dogs never wake up >she cusses at me and asks me how the f--- is she supposed to explain what happened >fires me on the spot, tells me I will probably get sued

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O Anonymous 05/27/21(Thu)16:36:33 No.16184658 File: worlds best dad.jpg (52 KB, 339x407) >>16184511 # >order burritos >hide them in the many pockets that my milsurp bdu has >start hiding them in my pants pocket >cute latina (light skinned) server looks down and blushes >i pay and leave a fake 20 with bible verses at the table

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: Anonymous The feels bar 06/28/21(Mon)19:20:06 No.64351313 COKA maxresdefault.jpg 123 KB JPG Come on in, have a seat. We are open. Let me get you a drink, and tell me of your woes. : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)19:22:47 No.64351344 >walks in >s--- on the bar table >leaves 233 KB JPG >>64351398 #

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: Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish 28 KB JPG >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >l immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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