Anon is the anti-simp | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![O File: 56310310_1205678796271654(..).jpg (28 KB, 640x640) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)02:00:20 No.857841354 [Reply] > welcome to thegcci sture >be me >recently broke up with gf >almost fall into alcoholism, drink every day and all the time with breaks only for sleep, down about 30 bottles of beer every day >ffw 3 weeks later >it's time to get up, anon, you can't be like this -I say to myself >install tinder >throw some of my best pics, I'm a solid 11/10 so I always get attention >match with a qt 3.14, solid 8/10 >shy, pretty much an introvert >after a few days of talking we decide to meet irl >go for her by bus because my car broke down, is at mechanic >we hug and exchange smiles, she is pretty stressed out about it it seems >don't care, let's go back to my place, i didn't tidy it up for no reason >we get on a bus, on the next stop a ticket inspector comes in, I didn't know it at that point >we're in a f------ traffic jam, great >TICKET INSPECTION, PLEASE PREPARE THEM 420.69 >fugg I don't have one, "femanon, you got a ticket?" >she nods to me no >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >he finally comes to us and asks us to show them to him, I look clumsily around my pockets trying to buy us time >tell him to come back in a second >he goes away w--.jpg >whatever, we are out of the jam and almost at a stop >the inspector is on his way back, NOT good >"femanon, we run the f--- outta here once the bus stops" >bail at the speed of light out of that bus with femanon, the inspector starts running after us >after about 5 minutes find some trees and bushes to hide in >"anon, that... was cool as hell" >waitwhat.mp4 >"I always wanted to do something like this, feel some adrenaline" >ohalright.kek >"anon, kiss me." >she leans in for a kiss and so do I >out of nowhere, the ticket inspector comes right up and shoots her through the back of her head and straight through the forehead >I look at him, laugh and high-five him >proceed to f--- her in the newly created head-hole It was a good day, anons, how was yours?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/135/454/857.png "Anon gets some head | /r/Greentext")
