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: Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)15:52:14 No.857691519 >be me >20 mins ago >dropping off some logs in the work bathroom >Andysixx.slidd >ate 4 bowls of my nans homemade 17 KB JPG curry last night >the foulness coming out of me is insane >hear the door open and a customer walk in with a small child >hear the man cough slightly and the child start instantly complaining about the stench >'dad dad it really stin >laugh to myself >the father encourages the child to use the restroom as I'm still absolutely polluting the air >suddenly hear retching >unmistakable sound of vomit hitting the floor >holyshitthekidthewup.kek >trying to contain my laughter whilst wiping >kids still crying and throwing up syuckkk' >'dad it stiiinkkkkss' >I can't hold it anymore and burst out laughing like an actual madman hyena >hear the father grumble something and pick up his child and walk out >l'm still howling >finish my disgusting business but don't flush and exit the bathroom >walk out and see a man holding a visibly ill child speaking to my manager and looking in my direction >what the f--- >the pair exit the restaurant and my manager motions me over >'did you cause an extremely bad stink in the bathroom and laugh about it when it made that dudes kid throw up' >reply simply 'yeah it was funny' >manager turns out to be an actual bro and cracks up laughing >gives me a fist bump and tells me I can take home an extra serving of whatever the daily special is plus a bottle of cheap wine >hear later that another customer complained of the lingering smell so one of the waitresses had to go in there and flush it >honestly the most productive day I've had in a long time >nana is making more curry next week

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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