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File: da sicks weeler.jpg (62 KB, 1000x654) DA SICKS WEELER teachers Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:31:53 No.64305166 [Reply] >doesn't like kids >is a teacher why is this so common O da sicks wheeler 06/25/21(Fri)10:36:47 No.64305217 DA SICKS WEELER >da sicks wheeler da sicks wheeler

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets laid | /r/Greentext

File: meme78.png (26 KB, 140x131) O Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:29:22 No.64295459 >robot >kissless handholdless >chick from work actually seems to like me >go to a bar and get drunk >back to my place >making out shitsactuallygoinggood.mpeg >getting naked >about to do the sex >worried l'll finish fast >heard if you count the strokes in your head, it would distract you from c------ >do that >finish >she starts acting weird and leaves butwhyyy.zip >says it was really weird that I was yelling out numbers >counted all the way to about 750 might have the tism

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Anon dates his friends ex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:55:55 No.64306678 >finally get a gf >my friend's ex >he doesn't mind >everything seems cool >just found out they made a fetish video when they were dating >features her in bondage getting 121 KB GIF spanked >was uploaded to multiple p--- sites >everyone but me knew about it Now I always feel awkward as f--- whenever I hang out with the dude. It's also weird whenever I chill at someone's house and both my gf and her ex/my friend are there. I feel like everyone is secretly judging me. : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)18:59:38 No.64306717 >>64306678 (OP) # >7billion people on earth >dates his friends ex Youre actually pathetic

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Anon works at Nintendo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)13:35:31 No.857648287 This video contains content from Nintendo, who has blocked it on copyright grounds. 0:00 / 0:00 とげとげタルめいろ"スーパードンキーコング2" 6M views 9 years ago 211K 1.4K Save taia777 SUBSCRIBE 65.5K subscribers 2C36A64F-0375-49A3-91DF-8F77FB3E6982.jpg 100 KB JPG >be me >work at Nintendo >see infamous video on YouTube of a song from old Nintendo game >comments about mental health and peoples lives >people are actually having fun and enjoying themselves >tfw song is being promoted as well as letting people enjoy themselves >daddy Reggie sees this >orders me to strike the video or else l'll be whipped again >delete it while trembling >tfw Nintendo loves their community and wants to give back

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Anon is assembling a team | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im assembling a team 06/25/21(Fri)19:01:35 No.64306738 Only the best 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:09 No.64306747 >well well well, look what the kitty cat dragged in my door. I guess you won't stand a chance without me >im in 54 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:03:53 No.64306757 >>64306738 (OP) # You're putting togesser a team you say? 134 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:07:57 No.64306798 >I told you l'm done with that life >but...if shes really in danger then... I will do what I must 482 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)19:16:24 No.64306885 >you crazy mofo you know i have a family now... >f--- ok but this is the LAST one! promise me no b------- this time 33 KB JPG

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So money and she doesn't know it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)08:00:21 No.62181826 >>62176150 # That's nothing > Be me > Walk to appartment complex's 7 KB PNG front door > 8/10 Qtpie > Says "Hello. How was your day?" > F-fine, hbu? Thanks fir asking. I answer. > "Are you going to (...)'s party too?" she says. > No, I live here. > She begins saying weird s--- as the door opens. >Tfw. I see she's on the phone when she turns and walks in. > She clicks on the elevator and looks at me weirdly. > Tfw. she wasn't talking to me the entire time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaAaaaAAAAAAaaaa

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Anon wants to kill people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)10:51:04 No.857639150 >be me a year ago >say I was going to kill a bunch of рeople >someone notified the FBI >Family gets calls from special agent >i never heard anything >mfw I unironically might have an 89 KB JPG | FBI agent

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We're all retards here but OP is like a super saiyan retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 06/25/21(Fri)08:52:25 No.64299551 >one that came out of the vagina that also has a vagina will be my gf if I destroy my being and enter the ether then ascend God damn. Is it really that hard to find sex and love these days? 323 KB PNG Wat am do? : Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)08:56:51 No.64299590 >>64299551 (OP) # I really can't comprehend what the f--- you just wrote, I don't know if I'm just retarded, you are retarded, or both. Tbh the last option seems most likely to be true >>64299611 #

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Anon gets pissed easily | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:27:06 No.147389016 >relax on the beach >see a lot of hot teens >remember none of them are virgins >day ruined does this happen in you're c---? 169 KB JPG

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Anon is Sun Tzu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)12:33:09 No.64302671 >psycho girl interested in me >steal someone else's pictures from /p/ and post them on my Instagram >pics of cute girl hanging out >psycho girl sees it >in a fit of rage she starts dating 280 KB JPG one of her simps to make me jealous >act like I don't care and show her a little affection >dumps her simp and starts simping for me again W----- are so disgusting

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Today was a good day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)10:17:32 No.857557947 >be newly 26 year old neet >celebrated my birthday yesterday >go to Burger King for lunch >don't have to spend GBP 'cause it's my birthday >get 3 10 piece nuggets for 1.49 each and 2 things of tendies fries 89 KB PNG >want more but self concious of what the cashier would think so make mom get me a whopper and some more chicken fries and some normal fries >we leave and go home >on the way we pass by a McDonald's, I tell her I need to use the restroom so we stop there >ask if I can get an ice cream cone since it's my birthday >all she has is a 50 so she tells me to give her the change >walk into mcdicks >order 3 Big Macs (they aren't really that big) 3 large fries, 3 large cokes (the Big Macs fries and cokes come in a combo meal), and 20 McNuggets >get back to the car and say sorry >realize I didn't get an ice cream >run back in and get one >eat the whole way home while listening to my mom bitch at me >get home, put an extra large serving of popcorn on the stove >grab a 18oz bag of Fritos to eat while I wait for my popcorn to pop >bring the rest of the Fritos and the popcorn upstairs to eat while I browse 4chan >an hour later we go to Red Robin for my birthday dinner >get wings, nachos, fried pickles, a full onion ring tower + tendies as an appetizer >wash it all down with choccy milk >next order a chili cheeseburger with bottomless steak fries >THE FRIES WEREN'T BOTTOMLESS

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Aanndd we start listening to Elton John | /r/Greentext

: learn_french.png (291 KB, 870x700) O Anonymous 06/25/21(Fri)11:02:15 No.64302483 >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

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Anon takes no risks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)05:01:06 No.3840992 495fab06d7c3a9f4b9103033ef665042.jpg 159 KB JPG >present in cities or suburbs >people defend them >literally attack for no f------ reason I cross the street whenever I see these f----, I'm not even going to take the risk.

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