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![File: 1357728781060 jpg-(5 KB, 198x254, connery.jpg) GO Anonymous (ID: K17QNZKL ) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53:01 UTC-5 No.449711286 [Reply] Replies: 28449711463 >>449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >"Y-yes.. thank you", she says behind a mask of tears >l lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/122/871/30b.jpg "My pleasure | /r/Greentext")
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