Anon picks an umbrella | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-..rooty t-tooty..." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-| want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-.f- fresh n... n fruity..." %3D Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/122/671/0ac.jpg "Anon just wanted breakfast | /r/Greentext")
