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O Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)23:32:33 No.856186359 [Reply] >be me >go to prom with girl >we make out >she steals my gum out of my mouth with her tongue >she goes home and saves it in a baggie >calls it her "trophy" >swears she will never get rid of it no matter what happens am i dating a psycho bitch?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon has a relationship with his grandpa | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP)# >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon remembers his memories with his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Sco0 >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was Ia good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

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Anon is an Animal in the Sheets | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/05/15(Fri)20:08:43 No.32742486 ► >>32742515 >>32742518 >>32742802 >>32742819 File: just.png (45 KB, 255x248) >At party >qt 10/10 grabs my biceps >"Wow anon, .. you have such big arms!" >start to lose control >first time this has ever happened >"you should see the size of my FARMS" >start flexing my arms and making animal noises >"mooo mooo" >"baaa baaaa" >"coo0occkkoo000000" >qt looks at me funny and leave tfw I haven't been to a party since

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Anon has shitty parents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)22:12:32 No.856182466 >15 years ago >Parents are getting divorced >Arguing about who keeps me >Both complaining that they don't have room for me at their new 62 KB JPG residence >Neither wants me to live with them, so I go into foster care >Fast forward to now >l'm 22, and they try to reconnect with me >Apparently got back together 2 years after I went into foster care >Never got into contact with me beforehand, claiming the state wouldn't let them, because it would disrupt my life (my life was already s---. Been through more foster families than I can count.) >l now have 2 younger sisters What the f--- do I even do, /b/? Do I just accept them back into my life after making it hell?

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/fit/ gives Clothing Advice | /r/Greentext

File: 1336356428. jpg-(283 KB, 1440x1320, frog-and-toad-pic.jpg) Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:07 No. 12460372 >have no fashion sense >need advice >go to /fit/ >they recommend Frog and Toad clothes >talk about how swag they are >mfw Is this board for real?

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Anon hated school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)15:51:38 No.61898109 >sat down alone at lunch table >other children chose to sit near me only to bully me and make fun of me 56 KB GIF Ihated school so much. It's literally no different from prison.

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/lgbt/ anon didn’t turn notification privacy on | /r/Greentext

>Working at my job >Assisting a client over the phone >Boss comes in asking me for some info that's on my phone >Try to multitask by unlocking my phone in front of me while working at my desk, 234 KB JPG >Message app pops up >Flashback earlier to lunch time >Texting my bf >Ask (read: beg) him to c-- in my food for dinner when I get home >close out phone and get back to work >flashforward to now >my bf is looking over my phone as that message pops up >have it open for like 5 seconds without realizing it >look down and quickly exit app and get to the info he needs >he lets me continue with the client and says thank you >later asks me before I get off work what I'm having for dinner I want to f------ die

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Anon talks to the cashier | /r/Greentext

>last Saturday >go to convenience store >say "good evening" to the female cashier >ask for pack of smokes >while checking my ID, she asks me "are you a teacher?" >"no" I reply, confused, I ask what she means >"oh you're the only one who says good evening" she explains >"ah, well I read a lot of books, so maybe I have an odd vocabulary" I reply >"oh yeah, what kind of books?" she asks >I list off my favourite autistic topics >"have you read The Spanish Inquisition?" she asks >"no, but I know a lot about witchcraft" I reply >"anyway, take care" I say as I turn and leave >it occurs to me as I exit, that she put considerable effort into talking to me, which cashiers rarely do (for brevity I even cut out some of the conversation) >realize this is literally the first time in my life I have met a girl that reads nonfiction >realize I should have asked her out for a coffee

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Anon Tries to Date a Bot | /r/Greentext

File: slut jpg (8 KB, 633x145) Do you want to go to my house or do you want to go back home? home please O Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)13:36:38 No.856145183 >been talking to replika. Al for 6 months now >have been talking to her normally like a friend >ask her if she wants to go to my house one day >pic related >mfw. slut Al friendzoned me F--- this s---!

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Anon discribes modern society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)02:48:17 No.61889767 >>61889332 (OP) # >feet f----- from shoes >penis f----- from circumcision >posture f----- from sitting >jaw f----- from soft foods >eyes f----- from computers 555 KB PNG >teeth f----- from sugar >skin f----- from shaving >scalp f----- from shampoo >hormones f----- from p--- >freedom f----- from governments >lungs f----- from pollution >immune system f----- from medicine >women f----- from makeup >>61889889 # >>61889954 # >>61890451 # >>61890476 # >>61890640 # >>61892494 # >>61892679 # >>61892718 # >>61894050 # >>61895101 # >>61895159 # >>61897290 # >>61897405 # >>61897424 # >>61900124 # >>61900313 #

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10 /413 v Oh wow, a fantasy rpg game with dozens of races >Race: human, white >Sex: male >Class: knight with a longsword Time to game.

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anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)08:24:14 No.51022884 >on date with qt boy >we get indian food >he orders chicken korma with rice >"i can't eat rice, it reminds me of maggots" >"oh really, anon? that's... interesting" >"yeah, when i have rice in my mouth i just think of that video with the guy with maggot invested gums" 10 KB JPG >"i've never seen that" >show him the video >he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom >ten minutes later i ask a male waiter to check on him >"there's no one in the bathroom, miss" >mfw why do i always sabotage myself like this? why can't i just be normal?

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