Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/100/444/364.png "Anon is waiting for the Nobel | /r/Greentext")
![23 /4/16/3 (Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3().jpg (39 KB, 470x500) O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.83413259522834132683 22834132875 2834133068 22834133238 22834133294 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59.03 No 8341326832a412922 aa41a292 why 22834132595 (OP) Pics of daughter or it didn't happen O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18.03:03 No. 834132875 22834132595 (OP) top kek >wife just shakes her head at me >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad', but 'mom >she looks confused >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/100/319/dad.jpg "Anon is a terrible father | /r/Greentext")
