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: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)13:28:16 No.63636092 >finally win the lottery >remember that lottery tickets are disproportionately bought by lower income groups >mfw I realize I got rich at the 129 KB PNG expense of poorfags

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS

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: Anonymous (ID: 2¡USCV3U ) H 05/12/21(Wed)08:05:57 No.321166552 >>321166198 (OP) # I went to a arab store and ordered a kebab. I said: You heard on the news how the goddamn alyahadi Israelis are killing palestinian children. I get to cashier. Cashier says: Dont worry you dont have to pay its a gift. I go to Jew owned store and say: You heard what those terrorist palestinians are doing to israeli children? I go to cashier and cashier says: That would be 12.35€. I made the decision, i side with 50 KB JPG palestine. >>321167077 # >>321167702 # >>321170047 # >>321170108 #

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: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:12:32 No.751146774 What race would you erase from existence forever? 53 KB GIF : Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)10:16:08 No.751147037 >>751146774 (OP) # 400m it doesn't have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m but doesn't let long-distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races its just kinda a s----- middle ground nobody likes >>751147105 # >>751147321 # >>751147501 # >>751147654 #

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1491405838475.jpg 81 KB JPG >Mr. Ford here's your costume >F--- YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM : Anonymous 02/24/19(Sun)02:57:28 No.110412611 >boomer takes his son to the anime convention

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)18:37:33 No.854170715 Things that keep you up at night? >be me >9-10 years old >really like interesting facts 16 KB JPG because autism >looking at google images for interesting facts >find one that says "mcdonalds has a secret item called the mcgangbang" >its two cheeseburgers with a chicken sandwich in between them >don't know what gangbang means because sheltered little t--- >tell everyone I know about the mcgangbang Now be me, 20 years old >mfw it haunts me everyday 10 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 813862559 >be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw 10 REPLIES ...

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)02:01:17 No.9632485 >be me > was in high school >a 5/10 new girl joins class as new student >decide to befriend her because she seems nice 52 KB JPG >starts talking >tells me how she has depression and adhd and various mental illnesses >i asked her if they are diagnosed >she said no but its 'obvious' >mfw i befriended a retarded basic white c--- >ok well maybe thats just a bad thing about her >still being friends with her >tells me how shes the s--- of everyone and how every guy in the class thinks shes hot >tells me a dude has been staring at her boobs >she is completely flat >mfw I wasted my time on retarded basic white c--- >mfw white c--- still thinks l'm her friend 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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>Bullied by jock a------ in highschool >He was 6'4, 9/10 aesthetics, great shape >Captain of the basketball team >Slept with all the girls 31 KB JPG >Also had 4.0+ and got a 33 on his ACT >He was better than me in every way, I had nothing over him and he knew it >He went to Yale after highschool >l was bored and was looking at Normiebook on my phone >MFW he has a brain tumor that is "probably inoperable" I literally jumped for joy in the middle of cold stone, people glared at me but for the first time I could not care less. I'll never bang a 10/10 like he did but l'll be fapping and playing vidya when he's in the f------ dirt

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Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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: Anonymous E 05/11/21(Tue)11:20:57 No.63624380 >Go to sleep >start dreaming >For some reason I'm a soldier. >Escorting a chained bugs Bunny in an elevator with some other soldiers >Elevator stops, lights go out >Bugs Bunny isn't there anymore >Oh god oh f--- 166 KB PNG >Elevator opens, big dark room >A big fat silhouette can be seen >OH GOD OH F--- >Everyone get out the elevator and start shooting >He's too fast, he takes everyone down >In the chaos I get hit by a bullet on my left leg >TFW that actually hurt a lot >l keep shooting, he's coming at me >Can't stop him, he's about to reach me >Wake up >W-- is wrong with me w-- did I just dream about >Notice something >There is a big ugly bruise exactly where the bullet hit He's coming for me bros, I don't know what to do, but he's coming close I can feel it.

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