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: Anonymous 05/24/18(Thu)10:22:07 No.769499299 Look, if you had one shot, or one Hey /b/, when did you realize you're a retard? opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, >be me one moment Would you apture it r just >sophomore in high school let it slip? >some guy during p.e. had a heart attack during some running s--- >guy died 55 KB JPG >the next day they tell everyone if you knew him or feel like you need time to grieve you can spend as long as needed in the cafeteria. >i didn't know him but i pretended i did to get out of class. >see my friends in the cafeteria >figure they did the same thing >"whats up guys? Getting out of class too?" >they stare at me but say nothing >"good thing he died, i hate math" >said it louder than i meant >everyone heard me >"anon... w--?" >everyone staring at me with the angriest faces I've seen I panicked and ran back to class, only to break down and get sent back to the cafeteria. All my friends stopped talking to me from then on.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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