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File: images.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)21:32:56 No.63552123 > 23 years old > NEET hermit living with parents and siblings > one bathroom between 6 of us > bathroom is right next to the living room > can always hear family when I go to pee > have diagnosed anxiety disorder > cannot pee due to stage fright and anxiety > 9/10 times somebody will knock on the door or shout at me to hurry up > it becomes an issue and I struggle to pee all of the time > bladder literally locks up, even if I sit down > think of alternatives > don't want to be a degenerate bottle pisser > remember that there is a bar down the road from me > decide to go to the bar to pee > somehow feel more comfortable at the bar despite the strangers > good atmosphere in the bar > not much of a drinker but decide to get a beer before going back home > go into the garden because the fairy lights look pretty > somebody asks me for a lighter > give them a lighter > they ask why I'm alone and if I want to join them > anxiety has subsided because of the beer so I join them > having a great time with my new friends > "hey anon, you should join us again sometime, take our number" > go home happy > next day I go decide to go back and the same group is there > "hey anon! how's it going man? we're about to play some pool if you want a game?" > this becomes a regular thing > one of them hooks me up with a job > life gets better > actually move into an apartment with one of them > mfw my life improved significantly because of these people This was 3 years ago. I love my friends. Don't be afraid to go out into the world anons.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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