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: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)11:36:35 No.853471846 Just found out what it's like to be "one of the guys" if you will >My younger sister's bf and 3 of his football buddies decided to take me with them to the sand bar on his boat 394 KB PNG > They're all chads in high school (about 6 years younger than me) >Whole boat ride is super fun. Boat got up to 40mph a few times >Finally get to this little island in the middle of the river, has about 50 or so boats that all have other guys from the same school >All of the boats playing really loud country music >All the guys are chillin and drinking beer that they probably got illegally somehow >At random times they'll start chanting "What do we want? Gay sex! When do we want it? Now!" Or "C--- and Balls, C--- and Balls" >Sister's bf gets out these inflatable floaty chairs and we just float around in the river >go back on the island a little while later and throw a football around for a little bit >Get back to the boat ramp, before I get in my car they ask if they'll see me next week For the first time in 23 years it finally feels like I have friends. I'm probably gonna f--- this up somehow, but until then I actually feel happy.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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