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File: btggf.jpg (124 KB, 586x886) O Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)08:09:28 No.853522388 >Be me >b/tard >Want to leave the basement for once >Decide to go on an adventure with my katana >Steal mommys credit card >Book flight to transylvania >Meet qt3.14 there >Compliments my fedora >Finally a woman of culture >Invites me to her house >Super creepy in the woods >Looks more like a castle >Tells me her 3 of her uncles live there >Don't care, just want to see big goth tiddies >She opens the front moat >As soon as I enter the she shuts door and locks it >Turns out one of her uncles is count Dracula >Other uncles are also counts >F---.jpg >Pull out katana >They laugh >Invite me to table and have some tendies and dew >Actually pretty chill dudes >Ask if I want to see the bat cave >Need to take the elevator down >Only big enough for one at a time >They let me go down first >After me count Dracula comes down >Then the second count comes down >Say that we should wait for the last count to join before we start the tour >Takes ages >Finally the last of the three counts steps out of the elevator >It's the final count down

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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