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: Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)12:07:21 No.852627123 >be me >25 yr old. 6/10 guy >single for a few years >dating life non-existent >on tinder, bumble, OkCupid and POF >maybe gone on 2 first dates in a year. no i LOAF you 96 KB JPG second dates either time >taking a s--- in the morning, swiping everyone on tinder >swipe right on profile of a cat >1 hour later >itsamatch.mp3 >send first cat people message >talk like cat people for the next hour or so >finally break character >the person on other side tells me she is a 27yr old female >says she is in a relationship. will never share her actual social media, number or photos with me >cat profile just to prove to female friend not all guys on tinder are assholes >fun to talk to and we talk all day >like 16-18 hours that day >end of day, she is like "anon, you sound like a nice person. here is my insta profile. message me there" >jump on IG like a thirsty dog >11/10hottie.jpg >we talk for more days to come. actually become good friends >finally meet up. grab some poutine and chill at the park >tells me, "anon, you're a good guy". wants to set me up with friend >me and friend talk. 9/10 hottie. go on a date. >friend rejects me >sadsinglelife.exe >talk to the cat friend after >she says her friend can f--- off >still wants to set me up with someone >fewdayslater.jpg >messages me, "anon. my sister is moving to town for her studies. want to go to airport with me to pick her up?" >on the way, tells me she wants to set me up with her sister >sister is 11/10 too >happytears.jpg >make good first impression on the sister >eventually go on a date with her >followed by date 2, 3 and more >in a relationship with her now >happy with life in such a long long time tinder works in mysterious ways. thank you cat lady.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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