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1h (4/18 16:51) ·63271176 6 Re ·0 Img JPG 6KB · (225 × 225) The cringiest f------ things you've ever said to your family >be 13 yr/old dumb f--- >no clue how sex/m----------- works, too scared to find out >only thing i know is that when you reach a certain age, some white substance that isn't piss can shoot out of your d--- >no idea what sperm was or what it did, thought it was just a thing that happened >one night >dad and i talk about what growing up does to your body >gives me encouragement to not feel afraid about what happens, feel our relationship grow as a result, good s--- >l get ready to leave the room >decide to be an autistic smartass and end the convo with one last s----- joke >oh dear god, this is painful to remember >"hey dad" >"yeah?" >"If i start to pee something white, I'll let you know, ok?" >gives me a look of w-- and just goes back to what he was doing It took me years later to realize I had just invited my dad to watch me bust a nut. I still want to die.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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