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: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >ffw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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: Anonymous 07/06/19(Sat)23:33:31 No.53257079 >finally get gf >she's on my computer >finds my pepe folder >"anon, what are these?" >"those are for shitposting" >"you don't need these anymore now that you've got me" 40 KB JPG >*deletes pepe folder* wat do? 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/06/19(Sat)23:41:29 No.53257174 >>53257079 (OP) # F------ KILL HER REEEEEEEEЕЕЕЕ 53 KB JPG let's send this poor bastard some pepes to rebuild his collection anons

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Anon creates minecraft.exe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 66X97XZO) 07/21/14(Mon)21:32:39 No.55 >be grade 12 >all the school computers are windows XP >minecraft alpha going crazy at the time >cleveridea.jpg >one day in library during lunch >see open computer >sit down open up notepad >enter code for deleting system 32 >change the icon to minecraft >name it minecraft.exe >put it in computer shared drive >next day like 14-30 computers all bricked >never found out it was me

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Anon is a true gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Game you like 04/14/21(Wed)17:06:12 No.63209252 >download new game >start it up >finish tutorial or one mission >close game and delete > spend 2 hours looking for new game to play >repeat oh my f------ god please help i just want 37 KB JPG to feel something again : Anonymous 04/14/21 (Wed)17:10:45 No.63209287 >>63209252 (OP)# I know the feeling Embrace it and play shorter games Or find a new hobby You could make your own game I've been making mine, it's work but it's satisfying

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Anon uses his computer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)20:42:11 No.69975315 >pc starts making loud noises >smacked the bitch on its side >pc immediately becomes silent >30 minutes passes by >feel regret about my action because i hurt muh baby gurl 32 KB PNG >she's been giving me the silent treatment for an entire week now how can i make things right again bros? i know it's my fault and that i should've never hurt her. i dont want our relationship to break 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)20:44:38 No.69975330 F--- her through her usb port

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says "oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon is a cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)08:31:22 No.63204821 >she comes home after getting thrased by 12 cocks >sorry hun too tired to have sex with you >you masturbate for the 6th time that week to her p----- thinking one day she'll have sex with you the life of marrying a pornstar 10 KB JPG >>63204969 # >>63205326 #

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Any Balkans here can confirm this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)12:04:17 No.55203020 >be me >migrate from canada to some ex yugoslavia country cause my dad was from there >think that i'll be chad from abroad and sufocate in p--- 71 KB JPG no >balkan state of mind is natural trolling in its purest forn >be balkan trolled for decsdes >develope anxiety and depression >they have thick skin and dont react to trolling >start to become balkan chad go back to gay snowflake canada and drown in p--- thank you balkan

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: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)16:07:58 No.63208762 >went from not fapping for 3 weeks to fapping daily I'm a coomer again It cannot be stopped 99 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)16:54:52 No.63209141 >NO0000 YOU CANT JUST ALLEVIATE YOUR STRESS AND BOREDOM THROUGH HEALTHY SEXUAL RELIEF YOU DISGUSTING COOMER!!!!! 653 KB PNG >>63209216 #

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Anon talks about current affairs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)09:52:11 No.852041675 >be 26 year vet >cant tell the difference between taser and gun? no wonder they want to defund CHICAGO you. 843 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/14/21 (Wed)10:00:36 No.852042139 >>852041675 (OP)_# Imagine spending 26 years of your life in a profession and not being able to distinguish one tool from another. Oops the fireman accidentally used a foam extinguisher on the electrical fire >>852042480 # >>852047302 #

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Anon orders at McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNigger" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > do mobile order and decide to pick up 23 KB JPG > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNIGGER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

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