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: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)22:20:53 No.62956171 >be me >autist >draw p--- from my head >5 minute sketch >looks exactly like my mom 402 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)22:21:35 No.62956179 >>62956171 (OP) # Imagine what a 10 minute sketch will Iook like.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon killed 2pac | /r/Greentext

>be me >in Las Vegas mostly losing money >see a cool pistol in a side street pawnshop >f--- if I've already blown a ton of money may as well get a new piece >shady as f--- in there >guy behind the counter is in wheelchair >nam vet crazy as f--- >whatever I just want the gun >he tells me it will be $600 >doesn't even ask for proof of age >walk out of store with pistol in pocket >walk back to strip to leave it in hotel room >see a guy in a car >im a little drunk and a little high >decide it will be funny to scare him >pull out pistol and point it at him >pull trigger expecting to hear click Pohfuckitwasloaded.jpeg >later find out that guy was 2pac I'm sorry guys, I confess, it was me.

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)18:11:22 No.850731724 >/b me >have girlfriend >we have this inside joke, always trying to get each other the cheesiest, most embarrassing love related gifts (like heart shaped cups with cringe quotes on it) or doing 64 KB JPG cringe love gestures >be me today >thinking that we must look like weird normies from the outside >wait a minute >are normies doing it ironically too? >f--- am I a normie in a normie relationship?

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Anon points out double standard | /r/Greentext

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)20:13:44 No.62952204 >think about killing myself every waking minute >Dream about going thru with it while crying >Wake up sad about it >Repeat the cycle Why am i like this? 67 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)20:57:22 No.62952574 i only think about scratching my balls and sniffing my fingers. 36 KB JPG >>62952626 #

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Anon makes fun of boomers | /r/Greentext

| 38% 2:33 PM : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)13:08:24 No.850734581 >Be me >25 yo male >Work at a pharmacy >Boomer walks in >"Good evening, sir" >"hey kid uuhhh... could I get... eerr... some viag(mumbles)" >I see the shame in his eyes 9 KB JPG >l hear the sadness in his voice >Neither the gold chain around his neck nor the sunglasses on his face can hide his long dead pride >Time to squeeze the knife >"You're gonna have to speak up, sir" >His gaze falls to the ground, weighed down by pure defeat >"Could I have... you know... the blue pill?" >Nice try, old man >"oh! you mean Viagra?" >His face twists in disgust for himself >"Y-yes, please" >I sell him the pills and then, for the first time, he looks into my eyes. >"You know... you have to be more discreet about this, kid" >My sides are about to f------ explode >"Oh sir, erectile disfunction is nothing to be ashamed of" >He looks as if I had just punched him in the stomach >Turns around and leaves >I laugh my ass off right after he's gone Torturing limp d--- boomers is the best part of my work day, what about you /b/?

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Anon makes a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)14:28:03 No.850739061 >be me >be 7-year old kid >think about time travel >think someone might try to pretend they're future me to do Meme Sue University one over on me >come up with a secret hum to identify myself with if I ever meet 51 KB JPG a time-travel version of me >be prepared in case any time traveller tries to mess with me anyone else do this, /b/?

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Anon is visited by penis fairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)16:49:58 No.23850515 >got up the morning >check pants >penis fairy got me again How do you guys stop the penis fairy from putting glue on your penis when you wake up? So, the nightmare begins again. 306 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon realize something important | /r/Greentext

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Here we go, the world is spinning. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #

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Anon does asmr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)02:09:07 No.843845416 066.png 69 KB PNG >decide to do ASMR videos >get banned from youtube for uploading 'ASMR roleplay: abortion clinic | lets scrap that fetus' Well that was a bust

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Anon insults the cat | /r/Greentext

O Weird Memories Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)21:13:22 No.62946387 [Reply] D >jokingly call the cat a f----- >dad lectures me on animal abuse

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Fake: Girls sends Anon nudes Gay: Anon unironically uses pog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:19:40 No.850710433 >messaging girl for a while now >she finally sends me nudes >"what do you think of me, anon?" >type pog, it autocorrects to pig. >press send before I realise me mistake 5 KB JPG >she blocks me before I can explain Why must fate hurt me this way? : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:20:38 No.850710478 : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:21:12 No.850710505 >pog military grade cringe, die alone.

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