Anon beats up a kid | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![(Return] (Catalog) [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 23 / 4/16/3 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(..).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.834132595 22834133294 >>834132683 >>834132875 >>834133068 >>834133238 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room >wife just shakes her head at me Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59:03 No.834132683 >>834132922 >834132977 >>834132595 (OP). Pics of daughter or it didn't happen. Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:03:03 No.834132875 >>834132595 (OP). top kek >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad", but 'mom' >she looks confused Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:04:47 No.834132977 34133042 4133139 83413327 2s831133406 234114 634133461 File: eb5cBzb.jpg (36 KB, 600x800) >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet >>834132683 Ok, you asked for it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/052/950/ad6.jpg "Anon becomes a mom | /r/Greentext")
![File: deadmeme.png (96 KB, 241x228) Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:16:49 No.21278443 [Reply] >go get haircut >haircut person starts talking to you O Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)12:17:23 No.21278460 >haircut person jesus christ.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/052/901/9dc.png "anon goes to get a haircut | /r/Greentext")
![You wanna go out sometime? I have a d--- .a few weeks later. Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)08:37:27 No.850212727 [Reply] >>850218453 >>850218870 >be t----- >start a tinder where I don't tell anyone I have a d--- >get matches >guys want meet up >guys want to smash my non-existent p--- >date on Tuesday >too scared to tell him I have a d--- pic unrelated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/052/856/d6a.jpg "anon has a date | /r/Greentext")
