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strayaday.png) Anonymous 08/06/13(Tue)19:22 No.13602521 Replies: >>13602750 >>13602817 >be amerifat >visit Australia for vacation >only movies on plane were crocodile dundee and the crocodile hunter >"NOICE" I hear from a back row >suddenly h--------, the entire plane is aussies saying "NOICE" f------ echoing all the way there >trying to hail a cab out of sydney >realize I'm on the wrong side of the street >f--- >go to cross and almost get obliterated by bus >"Crikey that fella almost got blithered" >it part2.wav >hear enormous echo of thousands aussies saying "crikey" >won't f------ stop >go to restaraunt for a beer >nothing but empty fosters cans f------ everywhere >see wanted posters for dingo's who ate babies >sofuckingconfused.jpg >approach bar >"oi, WATCHU WANT THEN JEW C---? YOU BRING ENOUGH BLOODY SHEKELS?" >"y-yeah, I'll have a b-budweiser" >strange rooms errywhere >l muster up my best strayan accent >"heh, right, meant fosta's" >"NOICE" says the barkeep >fucknotthisagain.wav >echos of "noices" echo all across this strange land >Straya, not even once Anonymous ! 08/06/13(Tue)19:24 No.13602604 Noice

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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