![File: 220px-Qasem Soleimani_wit(.).jpg (15 KB, 220x330) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:15:41 No.62731435 [Reply] ► >be me >famous general and fierce warrior >fighting a war with some idiots who want to enslave us >winning.jpg >in comes self acclaimed democratic union >not even democratic. They are ruled by this cabal of powerful religious nuts. Can't say their name, but it begins with a J. >mfw they help the other dudes. >get defeated >people in poverty >some dudes appear >they seem pretty cool >help us with poverty >idiots we were fighting desecrate one of our burial sites >go to help my people >mfw my vehicle explodes >still_alive.mp3 >they cool guys from before tell me it was the union >specifically that "J" group >f------ >the guys give me prosthetics >neat >but now I have a cough >and weird accent >start fighting against the "democratic" union >kill thousands of their soldiers >naturally all of them are white >kill dozens of the "J"s operatives >take their weapons as trophies >they send one of their top enforcers >we fight as men, in glorious melee >he hits me a bunch, I hit him a bunch >throw him to the ground >mfw when the f----- pulls out a pistol and shoots me >never mind me, the f------ are going to be killed by their own soldiers soon >be General Grievous >pic unrelated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/044/506/710.jpg "Anon is a general | /r/Greentext")
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