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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/043/959/ccc.jpg "Freudian slip it in | /r/Greentext")
![File: car accdent.jpg (44 KB, 474x355) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)19:01:32 No.62722686 [Reply] >>62729170 >>62729234 >>62729421 >be me >been in multiple car accidents because of other people's reckless driving >incredibly careful driver as a result >l never go a single mile over the speed limit, always use signals, never speed up to make a yellow light, etc >if you don't like it I don't give a single f--- >driving home from work one night >slow down to a stop at a yellow light (which is the law in my state) and wait to make a left turn >guy behind me immediately starts blaring his horns >throughout the entire red light, he continues to lay on his horns >when the light turns green, there's still too many cars driving by, so I continue to wait while f----- behind me continues to blare his horn >light turns red again and I haven't yet made a turn >f----- behind me can't handle this >he swerves out from behind me to try to get by and immediately gets t-boned by a f------ mac truck >his car rolls over and slams into a telephone pole >l pull into the nearest parking lot and call the police >walk over to inspect the scene >he's woozy, but somehow conscious. pregnant woman in the passenger seat is covered in blood and definitely dead >when he realizes this, he bursts into tears >the mac truck driver is pacing back and forth chainsmoking cigarettes >as the cops and paramedics get there, I talk to them about what happened >when the driver hears me say that I was the one that was in front of him, he flies into a tearful rage, saying it was my fault, that I was the one that caused this, etc >bite my tongue for as long as I can while the cops try to calm him down, but can't take it anymore >"F--- you, dude, this is your fault! You killed your own f------ wife! Not me!" I shout >He lunges at me, but the cops hold him back and he bursts into tears again >One of the cops tells me that was an a------ thing to say >ldc That's it. That's my story. F--- this c--- and everyone like him. If you drive like a maniac, this is what happens. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have zero remorse.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/043/912/ed1.jpg "Baby Driver | /r/Greentext")
