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![File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/043/959/ccc.jpg "Freudian slip it in | /r/Greentext")
![File: car accdent.jpg (44 KB, 474x355) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)19:01:32 No.62722686 [Reply] >>62729170 >>62729234 >>62729421 >be me >been in multiple car accidents because of other people's reckless driving >incredibly careful driver as a result >l never go a single mile over the speed limit, always use signals, never speed up to make a yellow light, etc >if you don't like it I don't give a single f--- >driving home from work one night >slow down to a stop at a yellow light (which is the law in my state) and wait to make a left turn >guy behind me immediately starts blaring his horns >throughout the entire red light, he continues to lay on his horns >when the light turns green, there's still too many cars driving by, so I continue to wait while f----- behind me continues to blare his horn >light turns red again and I haven't yet made a turn >f----- behind me can't handle this >he swerves out from behind me to try to get by and immediately gets t-boned by a f------ mac truck >his car rolls over and slams into a telephone pole >l pull into the nearest parking lot and call the police >walk over to inspect the scene >he's woozy, but somehow conscious. pregnant woman in the passenger seat is covered in blood and definitely dead >when he realizes this, he bursts into tears >the mac truck driver is pacing back and forth chainsmoking cigarettes >as the cops and paramedics get there, I talk to them about what happened >when the driver hears me say that I was the one that was in front of him, he flies into a tearful rage, saying it was my fault, that I was the one that caused this, etc >bite my tongue for as long as I can while the cops try to calm him down, but can't take it anymore >"F--- you, dude, this is your fault! You killed your own f------ wife! Not me!" I shout >He lunges at me, but the cops hold him back and he bursts into tears again >One of the cops tells me that was an a------ thing to say >ldc That's it. That's my story. F--- this c--- and everyone like him. If you drive like a maniac, this is what happens. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have zero remorse.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/043/912/ed1.jpg "Baby Driver | /r/Greentext")
