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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [D Auto] File: scaredpepe.jpg (149 KB, 1500x1500) O Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)15:57:10 No.847545859 >Be me >Roll out of bed and head to the whiz palace >Think about spiders >Open door to bathroom >Giant ass spider sitting there starts rushing towards me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/022/951/cb7.png "Anon is psychic | /r/Greentext")
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![File: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] ► >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/621/7c2.png "Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext")
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