Anon stalks his ex girlfriend | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: img-cow@2x.png (883 KB, 2348x1728) O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:20:08 No.9428825 [Reply] >>9429148 >>9429166 >>9429177 >>9429361 >>9429413 >be me >horny 19 yr cranking it daily >see image of Bel cow >reminded of youthful summers in France when that stupid f------ cow speaking frogspeak used to give me boners >not a Furry >decide to crank it anyway >Google images Bel cow p---, oddly lactation very popular. Not a fetish of mine but this firetruck red bovine with giant knockers looks f------ delish >brilliant idea pops into my horny skull >decide to go down and find a waterbottle with those rubber things you can drag up to drink >fill with milk and warm in the microwave >mother walks by >f---.zpr >Anon what are you doing microwaving an bottle of milk in the middle of the night? >make something up about needing proteins and warm milk helps me sleep >buys it >finally ready to crank, grab lube and find the hottest Pic of those red milkers >brother wakes up in the middle of the night in room next to mine >whatever he won't notice too, focused on the crimson orbs >flip the bottle and put it on my desk, crouch down and begin sucking out milk, crank it while staring up at the screen >this is the hottest s--- ever >mfw when I hear someone set foot in my room >mfw when I realize door was not completely closed and brother had been watching for undetermined time >mfw when I'm already past the point of no return and will c-- even if I stop cranking >turn around >my f------ face when I hear my disappointed father sigh and he and brother stands at door looking at me as j--- and milk drips to the ground and the fat red cow t--- are still on display on screen >cat joins and meows because family is there >mother comes out of bedroom because of commotion >everyone stares at me as I just sit there and clench my buttcheeks in cringe >brother calls me a degenerate, then everyone just goes back to bed while I clean up this happened yesterday and I still have not spoken to my family. Been learning japanese for about a year now, thinking of moving country to that or the states or rope.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/586/039.jpg "Lactose tolerance | /r/Greentext")
![File: st,small,507x507-pad,600x(..).jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)06:47:22 No.62277845 [Reply] ►>>62278263 >Be me >Working from home, get email that new "Corporate Facebook" thing called Yammer for my company and sister-companies to use. >sign up, set profile picture to image related, post every morning some variation of "Have an awesome day everyone! :)" >Manager calls me last night >"Someone from the sister-company complained your profile picture was racist" he says >"How.. is Pepe, a smiling happy frog, racist?" >He does some quick googling, takes my side, but says he still has to ask me to change it because someone got the wrong idea >okfine.jpg >Spend a few hours frustrated, email him 4 paragraph email on how Pepe isn't racist, Hong Kong protesters use it, it originated from the "Boys club" comic, etc. Say whoever complained is completely wrong, and I am not going to use Yammer any more. His move, let's see what happens today boys, should I update? I have literally over 100k Pepe's on my PC, and it's only racist if you make it racist. I just want to use my happy frog and be happy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/474/6bf.jpg "The defenses have to hold | /r/Greentext")
