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O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)22:48:26 No.1953297 File: birdpepe.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) >>1953300 >>1953377 >>1953452 >be me 26 year old CA >flight attendant is a loose cannon >shrillest voice in the industry >can hear her giving safety announcements through the door even with our noise- cancelling headsets on >be pulling into gate to park >20 feet to go >suddenly hear flight attendant start shrieking >she is yelling at passengers to sit down because we're not at the gate yet >didn't even bother to use the PA, just f------ yelled using her painfully shrill voice >LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SEAT BELT SIGN IS STILL ON, REMAIN SEATED >10 feet to go >I look at my FO >apologize for what's about to happen >he realizes what I'm about to do >eyes go wide, face goes pale >she's still yelling >5 feet >I haven't slowed down yet >lord have mercy on my soul >2 feet >Marshal gives a panicked X with his wands >this is the moment >I stomp on the brakes with my entire body weight >the aircraft comes to a violent stop, lurching forward and see-sawing while the landing gear attempts to absorb the sudden momentum shift >rightontheline.tiff >l hear someone in the back scream >a handful of people fall over and onto other passengers >other passengers p-----, why TF were these morons unbuckling, standing, and falling all over us >give a fake apology over the PA about the sudden stop, blame the ramp crew >some passengers give me a knowing smirk while they deplane >flight attendant thanks me for validating her sperging >mfw 76 people will never unbuckle during taxi ever again

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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