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Anon goes to Kmart | /r/Greentext
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![File: 3AB7FDBE-DCBE-47A9-87B0-8B32D93D76D3.jpg (41 KB, 594x396) O Itvl Anto Chigurh taught me how to work in retail Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)05:55:09 No.146315460 [Reply] This is my first greentext so my bad if i f--- up but here i go >be me >six months with no job and stuck in the house because of pandemic >finally get hired at retail store >first retail job >because of isolation i've become socially inept and get easily nervous >i even have a f------ stutter and i talk at a low volume. >lack of physical activity and masks dont help >terrible first week. nervous wreck and all over the place. >first day off >decide to rewatch no country for old men > get to the gas station scene > the first time i find it admirable how anton dominates the conversation even though he's obviously crazy >Go to work next day >Get first difficult customer >After a little back and forth i remembered anton >what would Anton do? > i lock eyes and raise my voice > even mimic how he talks > let the customer complain on and ramble > when its my turn to speak i just say something about company policy and repeat the same thing >i kept a straight face the entire time and didnt break eye contact >eventually the customer started to get tired and left >for the rest of the day i just think what would anton do. >decide to do this for the rest of the week and even call someone "Friend-o" at least once >also decided to join a gym and get a posture corrector >just want to be like anton >been two months now and i look better and stand straight >More confident because of anton >lm naturally able to act like anton >i even started drinking milk >most coworkers think im weird but theres one weird chick that seems into me >all because of anton >thank you anton](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/017/260/f58.jpg "Save yourself | /r/Greentext")
