Anon is jelly | /r/Greentext
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![File: wojak-rain-feels.gif (852 KB, 500x717) Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)11:04:40 No.62245569 [Reply] >>62245671 >>62246689 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >we're making quick progress >we finish early >tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic pop you'd hear on the radio > she's groovin >Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go! >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >"uhh okay sure" >okay anon show me your moves! >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance >she thinks its hilarious, >i laugh harder than i have in years >music changes again, this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >anon, i absolutely love spending time with you. >"Me too, i had alot of fun today" >she smiles and looks down hiding her smile. >"Do you, like me?" >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i.?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i purse my lips to greet hers >RING RING RING RING RING RING >i wake up in bed >Tfw it was all a sad pathetic dream.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/016/377/d54.png "anon wakes up | /r/Greentext")
![File: bigsad.jpg (17 KB, 320x212) O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)14:50:19 No.846888042 [Reply] I just had to send my son off into the marines he's mentally retarded and will probably die right away or kill the wrong people lol kid is such a f----- please respond and wish my retarded son luck by saying "Oorah!" and some kind words O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)14:51:37 No.846888140 He'll be fine, he sounds exactly like the average Marine.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/016/167/483.png "Just wasn't Space Force material | /r/Greentext")
