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Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet? | /r/Greentext
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![File: e21ea84f7c40c02f53d2c67d7(..).jpg (50 KB, 523x532) O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)06:42:43 No.846858341 [Reply] story time bread? story time >be me >rob a brewery and steal 5 barrels of booze >its all rum >3 days later i wake up and walk outside and see a suspicious black van and some police cars down the road >panic >race to the bathroom and start pouring the barrels into the bath down the drain >smash the barrels and put them in the pit out back and set them on fire >LOUD BANGING ON MY DOOR >o s--- i am f----- theyve got me >sneak up and see a female cop >she waves >answer the door anxiously >"are you okay anon? you are sweating" >the problem there is officer? >"what" she looks at me funny >"we were just down the road and i noticed black smoke coming from your back yard is everything okay?" >yes the barrels are smoking >"the what? you are aware we are in fire restrictions right? No fires" >yes of course >she comes inside and looks out back and calls the fire brigade >they put out the fire >one of the firemen ask me if i've been making rum because my house wreaks of it >"you know you can re-use the barrels right?" >of course... hahah was just burning old barrels 10 years later still not been caught](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/015/161/48e.jpg "Pirates booty | /r/Greentext")
