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>be me >just graduated from high School >meet this girl through a friend of mine >we get along well >couple weeks later we start dating >she tells me about her ex, that 85 KB JPG apperently dumped her >Tell her im sorry >she sends me all these couple goals type of s--- Tik toks and even shares obvious interest in my hobbies(skiing, wakeboarding and gym) >we cuddle and watch movies and even cook together >obviossign.jpeg >after 2 weeks i ask her to be my gf >she says yes and we start to make out >feelsgoodman >drive home feeling happy and loved for one time >next day she calls me while im working out at my bros place >"anon i think its all going too fast between us“ >„ok take your time no pressure" >she continues ,that's sweet anon, but i think i don't wanna see you anymore" >w--.png >"a. al. right did i do sth wrong?" >"i just think we shouldn't be together and i don't really have feelings for you anymore, >she hangs up >im literally left speachless >the one timeI thought things were going well this s--- happens. I thought i had someone to talk to, i even planned her valentines present >I guess the gym is my therapy again >i mean what is the deal with woman these days

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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