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: Anonymous (ID: egPLaWtA 02/04/21(Thu)01:57:08 No.27695254 >be elon >Buy a s--- ton of dogecoin >Say that 100 dogecoin is now worth a Tesla >Dogecoin jump to at least 600 a share cuz it's now backed by a tesla >Elon sells off all dogecoin, still turns a 57 KB JPG massive profit despite giving away some cars Tell Me one reason why this wouldn't work?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is the average student | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon is a coomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 490220562 10 órával ezelőtt >>490219614 >have a coomer skyrim fully modded out to fulfill my degenerate fantasies >younger cousin sees the icon on my desktop and wants to play >sure h-haha go get a chair whileI start up the game >start up mod organizer 2 and quickly change profiles so he can play a vanilla game >watch over him play like a f------ eagle for any sign of not so vanilla-friendly things 129,1 kB PNG I'm glad modders think of everything but goddamn I nearly had a heart attack

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Anon plays Skyrim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)01:05:38 No.54297093 823DCBOD-47BO-4ABF-B787-197C339421BC.jpg 250 KB JPG Which race is the most cringe? : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)01:06:12 No.542971003 You, OP >>542972214 #

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Anon is denied a proper education | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes 62 KB JPG >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Killing brain cells is my business...and business is good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)15:17:00 No.62161022 >be me >College student >transfer out of school to a traditional online college expirence one of the in-state schools has cuz I'm not getting overcharged to 40 KB JPG attend zoom classes >Take a java course cuz compsci f----- >Get assignment on Monday, write a couple classes and use them to make a bigger class. No problem, just a bit time consuming >Look at paragraph long instruction page when finished >At the bottom it says something along the lines of write use the class Tester class to test your code >Have no f------ idea what the means or what I'm supposed to write, no info provided for that class beyond one sentence >Send email to professor asking what I'm supposed to do >Next day get a response >"Anon, Can you be more specific, i don't know what assignment you're talking about" >Email him the assignment name and what module it's in >Another day later he respondeds "oh, i gave you the assignments out of order, do this one instead" >Do said assignment, ask him when the other one is due >A day later he says it's still due Sunday >Still have no f------ clue what lI'm doing, send professor my code >Next day get an email saying "you need to go to a tutor anon, I'm sure they'll help you understand it" >Use online tutoring program, the tutors have no clue what I'm supposed to do >Tell professor that they have no idea what I'm supposed to do either >Professor finally responds "hey I finally took a look at your code. It does what it's supposed to, you don't need to use the testerclass, this is actually my first time looking at the assignment instructions and I have no idea why that's there. Why am I paying for this?

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anon learns the harsh truth | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)07:04:04 No.543003961 File: file.png (32 KB, 688x578) >>543002637 >leamed how to use a flash drive as a kid >figured I could finally play all the games I wanted in the computer lab >copied over all the file shortcuts >mfw it didn't work

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Anon takes a poop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >l can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass >turd is 90% out of my a------ 125 KB JPG before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >I look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops

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Anon has a bad day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)21:15:12 No.846486403 >Be me >Dating hot girlfriend for about 6 months >She has mental issues from childhood >Opens about sexual abuse from uncle 8 KB PNG >l set her up with a therapist and drive her there every Wednesday >l always check up on her, comfort her >She tells me I saved her life >Buy ring for her >About a year and a half later >Walk into her house to find her f------ some chad > Storm out crying > Mfw I test positive for gonorrhea a few days after that >Oh I also f------ lost the ring

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Anon doesn’t get paid enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)16:50:35 No.846468068 >be me >be working at coffee shop >job is okay, pay is meh >one day, dude comes in and he's rude as all hell 46 KB JPG >idontgetpaidenoughforthis.mp3 >after the incident and making his coffee, I decide that this job isn't worth it and I deserve respect >carefully take his coffee to the bathroom, and piss half a stream in it >take it back to kitchen >call for his name and give it to him >watch him carefully as he drinks it >mfw he isn't disgusted >bastard comes up to the register and asks if his girlfriend works here >tell him no >he leaves with coffee in hand >later that day >mfw I realize he had a piss fetish >mfw he thought his gf p----- in his coffee as some sort of joke >mfw my piss tasted like his gf's piss F------ kek. View Thread

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Anon should never admit when he's wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit thatI was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Always Smile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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